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    Garrosh has no love life?

    You'd think the leader of the New Horde AKA greatest orc clan on the planet would have a few wives or something. I understand he's busy eradicating and enslaving the lesser races but every now and then you'd think he'd have some whoop time.

    C'mon now even Lei Shen had some ladies and Mogu don't even need to reproduce like we do. Deathwing had a mate (Sinestra). Lich King technically wouldn't count since he's like, undead and all but I guess you could count Jania from a while back.

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    You pretty much answered your own question there

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    Garrosh was so mean because he still hasn't come out of the closet, and his true love, Thrall, has a woman now.
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    My guess is that consuming the heart of an old god has some effects on his equipment, afterall look at what happens to his axe.
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    Im sure he had a few chamber whores.

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    Ew.

    Also, who cares? He's just plain evil, we'll leave it at that.

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    Imagine if they featured every main villain with a love interest. zZzZzZzZ... same reason villains like Sauramon don't: you can assume theyre not virgins but it doesnt mean they have to go out of their way to prove it. Bascially its for the story's asthetics

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    Warlord zaela was his suspected love interest
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    First, Lei Shen, if facts are right, made his two 'wives' from mogu men and shaped them into females, so really, his wives are swinging both says.

    Second, blizzard likes to imply magical fairy magic via stork delivery as how babies come. They invent a world where characters slaughter one another, where corpses are raise from the ground and stitched into undead monstrosities, where souls are sucked out from living people and made into energy, where nightmarish creatures walk around killing people and eating one another, where cannibalism exists...
    But talking about sex in any way or form in warcraft is considered 'taboo'.

    I imagine it goes something like this.

    *And so Medivh and Garona get to Medivhs bed chamber*
    Garona - "So, shall we do it"
    Medivh - "Very well"
    *Medivh stands there doing nothing*
    Garona - "Urm.. what are you doing?"
    Medivh - "this is how we make babies on azeroth, we just wait for the writers to have a baby appear"
    Garona - "What..? But, I'd need to get preganant fir.."
    Medivh - "Women don't get pregnant on azeroth, the design team doesn't like thin women looking out of shape"
    Garona - ".... but then how.."
    *pop*
    Medivh - "Ah there, my son is born"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    First, Lei Shen, if facts are right, made his two 'wives' from mogu men and shaped them into females, so really, his wives are swinging both says.

    Second, blizzard likes to imply magical fairy magic via stork delivery as how babies come. They invent a world where characters slaughter one another, where corpses are raise from the ground and stitched into undead monstrosities, where souls are sucked out from living people and made into energy, where nightmarish creatures walk around killing people and eating one another, where cannibalism exists...
    But talking about sex in any way or form in warcraft is considered 'taboo'.

    I imagine it goes something like this.

    *And so Medivh and Garona get to Medivhs bed chamber*
    Garona - "So, shall we do it"
    Medivh - "Very well"
    *Medivh stands there doing nothing*
    Garona - "Urm.. what are you doing?"
    Medivh - "this is how we make babies on azeroth, we just wait for the writers to have a baby appear"
    Garona - "What..? But, I'd need to get preganant fir.."
    Medivh - "Women don't get pregnant on azeroth, the design team doesn't like thin women looking out of shape"
    Garona - ".... but then how.."
    *pop*
    Medivh - "Ah there, my son is born"
    That totally just blew what I was about to say out of the water. Well done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callous1970 View Post
    Garrosh was so mean because he still hasn't come out of the closet, and his true love, Thrall, has a woman now.
    this would actually be a pretty good twist. and garrosh had a 1 night stand with cairne so had to kill him.
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    But.. goldshire..?

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    He's porking Zaela. He even brings her to old Draenor with him, I assume so she could meet Geyah before they get married.
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    Prob no beast enough of a woman to hit that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Nensec View Post
    But.. goldshire..?
    a bunch of characters standing around with the underwear glued onto themselves that can't be removed.

    characters don't have sex in warcraft because blizzard made all undergarments into permanent anti sex lockers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    First, Lei Shen, if facts are right, made his two 'wives' from mogu men and shaped them into females, so really, his wives are swinging both says.

    Second, blizzard likes to imply magical fairy magic via stork delivery as how babies come. They invent a world where characters slaughter one another, where corpses are raise from the ground and stitched into undead monstrosities, where souls are sucked out from living people and made into energy, where nightmarish creatures walk around killing people and eating one another, where cannibalism exists...
    But talking about sex in any way or form in warcraft is considered 'taboo'.

    I imagine it goes something like this.

    *And so Medivh and Garona get to Medivhs bed chamber*
    Garona - "So, shall we do it"
    Medivh - "Very well"
    *Medivh stands there doing nothing*
    Garona - "Urm.. what are you doing?"
    Medivh - "this is how we make babies on azeroth, we just wait for the writers to have a baby appear"
    Garona - "What..? But, I'd need to get preganant fir.."
    Medivh - "Women don't get pregnant on azeroth, the design team doesn't like thin women looking out of shape"
    Garona - ".... but then how.."
    *pop*
    Medivh - "Ah there, my son is born"
    I laughed so hard at this.

    OT: Zaela perhaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    First, Lei Shen, if facts are right, made his two 'wives' from mogu men and shaped them into females, so really, his wives are swinging both says.

    Second, blizzard likes to imply magical fairy magic via stork delivery as how babies come. They invent a world where characters slaughter one another, where corpses are raise from the ground and stitched into undead monstrosities, where souls are sucked out from living people and made into energy, where nightmarish creatures walk around killing people and eating one another, where cannibalism exists...
    But talking about sex in any way or form in warcraft is considered 'taboo'.

    I imagine it goes something like this.

    *And so Medivh and Garona get to Medivhs bed chamber*
    Garona - "So, shall we do it"
    Medivh - "Very well"
    *Medivh stands there doing nothing*
    Garona - "Urm.. what are you doing?"
    Medivh - "this is how we make babies on azeroth, we just wait for the writers to have a baby appear"
    Garona - "What..? But, I'd need to get preganant fir.."
    Medivh - "Women don't get pregnant on azeroth, the design team doesn't like thin women looking out of shape"
    Garona - ".... but then how.."
    *pop*
    Medivh - "Ah there, my son is born"
    What do you expect them to do? Change a model for a little bit then change it back? Do you want a quest detailing just how exactly Thrall son was conceived? There just isn't really a compelling reason to go into the bedrooms of WoW chars, that doesn't mean its taboo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokoshne View Post
    this would actually be a pretty good twist. and garrosh had a 1 night stand with cairne so had to kill him.
    It wasn't that he did Cairne. Its that Cairne was going to tell everyone about it. Garrosh is really just a frightened little girl at heart...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    Second, blizzard likes to imply magical fairy magic via stork delivery as how babies come. They invent a world where characters slaughter one another, where corpses are raise from the ground and stitched into undead monstrosities, where souls are sucked out from living people and made into energy, where nightmarish creatures walk around killing people and eating one another, where cannibalism exists...
    But talking about sex in any way or form in warcraft is considered 'taboo'.
    Come on, you are smarter then that. Blizz have a game rating (12+) they would like to keep, and explicitly mentioning sex would almost surely give them a higher rating then they have now.
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