Thread: Ordos is Weird

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    Ordos is Weird

    "Ordos was once a shaman of the Yaungol who sacrificed himself to the flame, following the promises of the Fire Lords, in order to become a demigod. His flesh is eternally seared with fires, putting him in endless agony. Yaungol Fire-Keepers ritualistically set themselves ablaze to emulate the ascension of Ordos, and cast enchantments and prayers to ease his pain."


    Ordos yells: My pain... is endless...
    Ordos yells: The flames... never cease...
    Ordos yells: I burn... for all time...
    Ordos yells: You will feel but a fraction of my agony.


    He's been tortured by eternal fire searing his flesh since ancient times, and yet some itch on his ass is still sufficient to bother him!

    Warlorcs of Draenorc made me quit. You can't have my stuff.

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    When you know you can't scratch, that's when you really gotta.

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    Takes getting used to i guess, and the itching on his ass is rather new.
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    A hairy arse makes winnets a dreadful certainty. Poor Ordos.

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    You underestimate an ass itch. It comes swiftly, sharp, and often at the worst times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by checking facts View Post
    "Ordos was once a shaman of the Yaungol who sacrificed himself to the flame, following the promises of the Fire Lords, in order to become a demigod. His flesh is eternally seared with fires, putting him in endless agony. Yaungol Fire-Keepers ritualistically set themselves ablaze to emulate the ascension of Ordos, and cast enchantments and prayers to ease his pain."


    Ordos yells: My pain... is endless...
    Ordos yells: The flames... never cease...
    Ordos yells: I burn... for all time...
    Ordos yells: You will feel but a fraction of my agony.


    He's been tortured by eternal fire searing his flesh since ancient times, and yet some itch on his ass is still sufficient to bother him!

    This made my day. It's the little things that bring us joy....and occasionally a pain in the ass worth ignoring the flames searing our flesh.

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    He should rub some cream on that.

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    Lol he's not even gripping the Axe, off-topic but: new models please xD
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    That's how it feels to chew on five gum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baracuda View Post
    Lol he's not even gripping the Axe, off-topic but: new models please xD
    He doesn't have to hold it. After so many years wielding that ax (wow, had no idea that 'ax' and 'axe' were both acceptable spellings, yet the spell check here says 'axe' is wrong) with his burning flesh it has become attached to his hand.

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    reminds me a bit of Sargeras:


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    Lol he's not gripping the axe and tauren and tauren like models usually itch their ass and do some kind of cow wiggly thing with their head. Its normal during idle animation. If they need to update the models, then they will when they have time. They already have way too much on their plate..Seriously you guys complain too much...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelerena View Post
    Lol he's not gripping the axe and tauren and tauren like models usually itch their ass and do some kind of cow wiggly thing with their head. Its normal during idle animation. If they need to update the models, then they will when they have time. They already have way too much on their plate..Seriously you guys complain too much...
    Take it down a notch, this is a silly thread, not a serious one.

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    dumb cow stood in the fire....bonus, we now have all you can eat roast beef

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballantines View Post
    reminds me a bit of Sargeras:

    Maybe that's why Sargeras is so mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballantines View Post
    reminds me a bit of Sargeras:

    Off topic but one day if we ever see a cinematic Sargeras. He better look like that or something or I will challenge metzen to fist bump duel!
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    I'm sure fiery demi gods get an itch now and again just like the rest of us! If it itches you gotta scratch it! /cackle

    Though one has to wonder if he burns himself when he touches himself... NOT like that you fithy people!

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    Must be a really f'n bad itch ...
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    Those flees he has must be tough as hell if they survive all the flames on his body

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    Quote Originally Posted by McNeil View Post
    Those flees he has must be tough as hell if they survive all the flames on his body
    Taste the fleas of Sulfuron!

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