I was the off-tank for my guild from The Burning Crusade to the beginning of Wrath. Blew my guild's mind when they found out I had been using my laptop's track pad the whole time. Needless to say my skill and raid awareness shot through the roof after I got a mouse and my tank partner/GM taught me how to strafe. luls.
Back in Vanilla, after a bit of character hopping, I found myself on what would become my main for several years - A Tauren Resto Druid.
I have a habbit of deciding what spec a new class will be before I even create it, and make a point of levelling that spec, I then get very stubborn about changing said spec down the line - mostly because its an alt so doesn't need to be min/maxed =p
But I digress, I was leveling this resto Druid, in Vanilla, the concept of extra sets was lost on me, and obviously there was no LFG to level in (though I did do a lot of guild 5 mans while leveling ofc) But while Questing, I did so in cat form, using intellect and spirit gear only. seeing as there were very few secondary stats on levelling gear back then, I was basically using cat form with just my base stats... took forever to kill even basic mobs...
started playing in early BC as a rogue and felt so proud when in my first dungeon (SFK) I was called a ninja. In my head I remember to think "you can bet your ass I'm a M***** Ninja they don't see it coming Pow! pah! ayyyaaah!"
Noobs make WOW very interesting, especially if/when they are recorded.
I used to make sure there were no other leather users so I could keep all the gear for myself
My priest has used void shift in battlegrounds to stay alive and escape, while dooming a teammate to death. I've even done it with a flag carrier.
I have only killed Garrosh one time and it was LFR where I was AFK until the final phase and still beat one of the other healers. In LFR I usually go on my shammy and only play with 1 hand dropping Healing Rain and a Healing Tide and Healing Stream and top the Meters 90% of the time.
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I once passed out drunk on my keyboard while I was main healing the tanks in Kara. To cover my oops (after the raid leader screaming at me in vent woke me up) I just powered off my computer and then re-logged and claimed it was a power disruption.
Played a rogue in classic for a bit, running behind people and do /me pickpocketed [insertnameofplayer] for X gold. Some people went crazy.
Doing AV as a mage, before starting, asking people to help summon, and then open a portal to IF seeing half the players dissapear. Had my laughs with those.
As far as a confession: I occasionally like to randomly correct correct grammar in Trade chat. It's hilarious the amount of people that bounce off the walls at that. When everyone feels the need to "be right" it makes them easy to troll.