An elf's work is never done

[Yunru]

Does this means that santa is a slave master to the elfs?


If they are *naughty* and not helping they get a coal in presents and their family is pretty much .... well naughty from that point on. And then they can only work in coal mine. To get a coal for naughty kids.


Now if we translate this into real life slavery:
Some guy has some slaves. If the slave does something bad they lose a *finger* for example. This also demoralize and destroy their family and friends (if they have it).

Or in other words...the slave gets a life treating job. For example....geting a sulfur from a vulcano.


What do you think? Are santas elfs slaves or free?

[Deleted]

santa is actually a slave-driving pedophile who terrorizes the night sky on the night 24th-25th december with his genemanipulated cyborg-raindeers. You've heard it here first!

[Mayhem]

santa is actually a slave-driving pedophile who terrorizes the night sky on the night 24th-25th december with his genemanipulated cyborg-raindeers. You've heard it here first!

that´s sounds alot more fun than the holly-jolly version

on topic: santa´s not real, sooo an imaginary slave master... wait i just cared a little

[Yunru]

santa is actually a slave-driving pedophile who terrorizes the night sky on the night 24th-25th december with his genemanipulated cyborg-raindeers. You've heard it here first!

Something like that?

[Deleted]

santa is big brother !

Greed is giving.
Stress is joy.
Consumption is charity.

[Symphonic]

I thought you were going to post a picture like this one:

[Anakso]

Something like that?
[IMG]http://www.jeffco.ca/chrspecials/wp-content/gallery/futurama-the-futurama-holiday-spectacular/futurama-the-futurama-holiday-spectacular-03.jpg[MG]

Does this mean we can start using the phrase FUTERAMA DID IT!