It's obvious that Firebert won't listen to reason, and considering there might be a chance he's actually trolling (I seriously hope so), I think it's just better for people to stop responding to him.
He's not going to listen, he doesn't want to improve, and as you can see from his logic, there's a reason he plays 90% bot games. No offense, but seriously.
It's like Pandragon all over again, except replace "ceaseless whining" with "extreme lack of common sense" aka he's literally
Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.