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What do you call a guild recruiting a Holy priest? Casual
What do you call a Holy priest topping the meters? Jhazrun
What do you call a priest healer in a top 100 guild? A Disc priest
What is another name for Echo of light? Overhealing
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Thread: Jokes sad but true
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2013-12-16, 08:24 AM #1Stood in the Fire
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Jokes sad but true
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2013-12-16, 09:52 AM #2Dreadlord
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what do you call disc without atonement? a wasted raid slot.
rip priests in WOD
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2013-12-16, 10:47 AM #3Herald of the Titans
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That first one hurt.
But this thread is too depressing. Need some lighthearted stuff!
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How many disc priests does it take to change a lightbulb?
Impossible. None of them can Lightwell.
So, a disc priest, a holy priest and a shadowpriest walks into the stormwind cathedral. Ouch!
What do you call a tauren shadowpriest? Blackened Steak.
Why did the Forsaken invasion of Gilneas really fail?
A single forsaken holypriest forgot that the light hurts the undead, and accidentally cast Divine Hymn.
Horrible WoW pickup line #37: You must be a healing priest, because I'm smitten!
Why did the healing priest cross the road?
Because the tank was a chicken.
Why don’t priests get invited out to dinner like paladins do?
Priests can’t use plate.
Why did the shadow priest’s Warcraft account expire?
Too lazy to drop Shadowform to Renew.
Why did the disc priest die?
He was living on Borrowed Time.
Why did the shadow priest die?
He was dispersing, when a gust of wind suddenly happened.
Why did the holy priest die?
A gust of wind suddenly happened.Non-discipline 2006-2019, not supporting the company any longer. Also: fails.
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2013-12-16, 10:49 AM #4The Insane
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I shamefully lol'd at that one :P
Originally Posted by Danner
Originally Posted by Shalcker
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2013-12-16, 12:39 PM #5DeletedHave to confess, nearly spat my drink out at the first one. These ones really tickled me :P Nicely done! Originally Posted by Danner
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2013-12-16, 04:58 PM #6Stood in the Fire
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Oh, so Danner gets all the complements. I guess mine hit to close to home to be funny
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2013-12-16, 07:34 PM #7Herald of the Titans
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I stole all of these off the internet, but I'll gladly take all the credits, glory and prestige :P
But yeah, Nightstorm. That first one did hit too far outside the comfort zone. *shudders*Non-discipline 2006-2019, not supporting the company any longer. Also: fails.
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2013-12-16, 11:06 PM #8Stood in the Fire
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What's the best ability a shadow priest has?
Reroll warlock.Originally Posted by Blizzard Entertainment
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