Arsenal to win the EPL, Celtic to win the SPL and Andy Murray to retain Wimbledon.
£5 on an accumulator.
Arsenal to win the EPL, Celtic to win the SPL and Andy Murray to retain Wimbledon.
£5 on an accumulator.
NOT IN ORDER
-Peace in Syria
-State of Kurdistan formed
-Scottish independence from the United Kingdom
-Protests in Ulster for freedom from the United Kingdom
-Russia starts building camps across the nation
-Israeli skirmishes into Palestine and Lebanon
-Iran breaks nuclear deal
-Sudanese-South Sudanese border occupied by UN forces
-Pakistan threatens United States over unwarranted drone strikes
-Afrikaaners seize territory in South Africa demanding independence from black South Africa
-Chinese reforms reduce pollution
-North Korea achieves their goal of a nuclear bomb
-Biggest Snowden leak yet
-Protests start to sprout up across the US, with libertarians and socialists united under one cause as a result of the above. Does not escalate until the following year if it does
-A few small European nations leave NATO and work towards leaving EU
-Ukrainian civil war
-US intervenes in war with Central African Republic
-Shots fired in the Chinese sea between the PRC and ROC navies
-UK and France accuse Germany of attempting to seize power in EU as leader
-Kaliningrad secessionist sentiments rise
Last edited by Thalian; 2013-12-29 at 07:40 PM.
More NSA leaks will lead to the Us government being embarassed for about a week while the media covers it. One week after each leak, a new celebrity issue will pop up to distract us again. JB will come out of the closet, Miley Cyrus will snort coke on stage, Nicki Minaj's ass will explode due to severe silicon expansion and the good grace of God, and a slew of other pop culture "news". Another mindless music song craze from a foreign country will pop up, much like Gangnam Style, What Does the Fox Say, and Harlem Shake.
In addition, the Syrian Civil War will escalate either because the watch dog group will get sick and tired of slow progress, or Assad will attempt something, or the rebels will attempt something. Best case scenario, they slice the country in half leaving the northern Aleppo region to the Islamic / Extremist rebel hordes and the southern Damascus region to the moderate / secular / Christian mooks. The Islamic groups will fight amongst each other, essentially Taliban sympathizers vs. more moderate groups. Overall nothing really positive, though.
The Sochi Olympics will be the most universally watched televised events ever, especially since the only major thing to pay attention to will be the armies of homosexuals and their allies versus the homophobes duking it out on the streets. Somehow, Putin will only increase in influence and praise around the world. Other sportsy things I don't care about will happen like some random country winning football (cry like a bitch when a butterfly lands on your shoulder ball) and the some random team will win the other football event (herp derp handegg ball)
Obama will be knocked down to 3rd "most powerful person in the world", with Putin and Jinping ahead of him respectively. China will continue to claim "historical territories", causing Japan, Vietnam, and a slew of other Far East countries to get their panties in a wad. The US will be dragged in and forced to either support their economic buddy / soon-to-be dark overlords, or their happy little powerless allies. The US will not really win in either case.
The US will be pathetic as always. More mass shootings, probably involving elementary schools and a deranged NRA-loving teenager, and maybe even a bombing or two at random events. There will be big drama about gun rights and video games and other crap and nothing will get done. The Republicans and Democrats will point fingers at each other during the 2014 elections, but the Republicans will probably lose the House, leaving our federal government almost completely under Democratic control. We'll hit the debt ceiling nonetheless, probably go into default, and make China, Japan, the UK, and the general US population even more pissed off at the government.
Europe will continue its struggles with the influx of Middle Eastern immigrants (Remember when we were bitching about the influx of Mexicans several years ago? Doesn't feel so good, huh?) and in general will just have a lot of petty little dramas. Russia and the EU will continue glaring at each other while slowly adding other countries to their economic systems, and Germany will begin their first steps to claiming the entirety of Europe as its empire.
Africa will be Africa, going further in debt, having baby factories that no longer die from diseases, and continue holding civil wars. This of course, will make the US wary about exploiting them, but not Russia and China who will gladly do whatever they want. The US will try the same thing, but be more obvious about it, be forced to pick a side, and then find itself with another Iraq situation.
Since the US turns to the Far East and cares even less about what happens in the Middle East, Israel will find itself in a larger kill or be killed situation, forcing the UN to give up its pseudo-neutrality in the Palestinian conflict and officially pick a side. US citizens will get upset when the US government tries to get back in the action too late and wind up with a bloody mess on their hands.
Oh, and I'll finally get those damn Ashes of Al'ar before my time runs out and I give up on WoW to recuperate my finances. It's more likely that WW3 will occur before then, but I can hope, right?
Last edited by Redlokyldoreifanggore; 2013-12-29 at 07:54 PM.
"If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem
Harlem is American.
I will have a shit so painful that it feels like I shat out my kidneys. This happens like once every 2 months its horrible.
A man will die from ingesting an Iphone.
Two planes will crash into each other.
A donkey and a samurai will create chaos.
Life extended by aprox 13%.
Spring leaves will fall into the pockets suits.
A twist!
Volcano erupts.
We are not going to become ants.
#boycottchina