You're a monkey

[Stir]

The forum says you are a Murloc! What is this masquerade!

*mumbles*
Official papers still fail to properly portray species if the prime characteristics (decided upon by some arbitrary nonsense) aren't yet clearly visible. But I'm taking my meds, and will have surgery soon, so I am indeed a primate!

[DieFichte]

*mumbles*
Official papers still fail to properly portray species if the prime characteristics (decided upon by some arbitrary nonsense) aren't yet clearly visible. But I'm taking my meds, and will have surgery soon, so I am indeed a primate!

Surgery on a murloc? You know what happens if you try to knife one? exactly, 20 of his angry friends show up and massacre everyone.

>_>
<_<

[Deleted]

Made me think about Mr. Garrison.

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Whilst It is true about us being fish and monkeys (we still have the remains of a tail) i would personally call us hominids as there are enough diffrences between us and monkeys that we are in a different family.

Well, we are apes not monkeys.

[dekal]

Ook my dook.

I have to say, this one made me laugh.

[Queen of Hamsters]

Aren't we more like...apes?

[Frolk]

Why is Heineken still allowed to make stupid troll, flamebait posts?
This need to stop >_>

[Egoism]

I don't know about the OP, but I'm rather convinced I'm not a monkey. I'm a primate; an ape. Not a monkey.

FUCKING THIS, this thread has infuriated me to no end with its horrid understanding of species classification.

[StreetHydrant]

I'm a monkey. We're all monkeys! We learned how to use a computer! Build car! ...still monkeys. And we will never leave this planet. Because what do monkeys do when they're bored? Throw poop on each other. We just have weapons to do the same thing... and internet ala trolling.

We're not monkeys, Heineken. We're apes. Apes =/= monkeys.

[Noomz]

I'm a monkey. We're all monkeys! We learned how to use a computer! Build car! ...still monkeys. And we will never leave this planet. Because what do monkeys do when they're bored? Throw poop on each other. We just have weapons to do the same thing... and internet ala trolling.

I see you've gone from denial, into anger and now into exaggeration and sillyness.
I wonder what the next thread from you might be!

We're related to apes, not monkeys. Related, not descendants of or evolved from. We and apes have a common ancestor. We're not monkeys, nor are we apes.

[Deleted]

Internet never ceases to amuse me.

By the way OP, you sound like Frieza.

[Kasierith]

As there is no actual conversation to be had here, closing this.