Tauren BBQ

[Raugnaut]

A bit of a thought of mine..

You know the elevators in UC?

You know how, back before you had things like flying mounts and vrykul horns, Taurens were the only ones who could get stuck on em?

You know how, often, when a Tauren would get stuck on em, if they insisted on trying to enter on a mount, they would fall to their death?

You know how it could take a while to retrieve your corpse, as you had to wait for it to come back up?

I SWEAR the undead were using the elevators as a steak-trap to feed their entire race, and claim innocence.

[Csnyder]

no one eats them, its a video game

[Orcbert]

Trolls, they'll eat anything or anyone. But the picture isn't a BBQ. If you are cooking meat like that over an open flame you need to rotate it no a spit. Also, Cairne was not properly cleaned or processed. He's going to burn on the back and be raw in the middle.

Also, ALWAYS remove hair before cooking. It smells and tastes terrible, let alone the horrible mouth feel.

[Sylar Hao]

Don't feed the troll.

[Zaedria]

I'm actually surprised that the forsaken are losing on the poll. they are the race that eats people lol

I wonder, though, if they care for preparing meat or just prefer it raw and bloody?

other tauren of course, they're cownibals

I read this and my brain added a letter. "Clownibals." I hope you're happy.

[checking facts]

Don't feed the troll.

good thing I'm undead, not a troll. this way, thunderbluff can continue feeding me some delicious steak

[hrugner]

All his closest friends in order to grok his fullness.

[Alixie]

My gnome LOVES tauren BBQ.

[checking facts]

unfortunately we're not allowed to eat tauren bbq in-game

but if you guys just want to eat some tauren, and you aren't undead, you can just wait for the DMF to be up, and buy some Mulgore Meat Pie over there

[rayvio]

I read this and my brain added a letter. "Clownibals." I hope you're happy.

that would explain the funny taste