Jesus H Christ.
Seems like OP played abit too much LoL.
OP doesnt like RNG, he doesnt like Luck, he doesnt like uniqueness, the only thing OP likes is a bunch of homogenized no-character classes whacking eachother off without anyone ever dying.
I can already see the BG chat in OP's version WoW: 'Wow pala WTF u doing u should be healing not doing DMG, fucking noob!' or 'Healer WTF u doing NOOB just heal me noob, why are you CC the enemy???'
OP you should uninnstall wow and go back to playing LoL, and hopefully never return either.