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April Fools Brawls should be a thing.
Did Blizzard just hotfix an ilvl requirement onto Awakened LFR?
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Me: "OMG, that girl is hot."
RM: "Why don't you go back and play WoW?"
Me: "I am interested in that girl."
RM: "lol, WoW is certainly better."
Me: "..."
RM: "Hi, dude. Do you want to play WoW with me this year? You don't have a gf anyway."
Me: "stfu plz!"
He have not played fucking wow for years. probably after 4.1 or something.
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2014-01-30, 02:37 AM #1High Overlord
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PLZ HELP! My roommate keeps mocking me about having no gf by referring to wow
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2014-01-30, 02:38 AM #2Deleted
I don't even.....
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2014-01-30, 02:39 AM #3Mechagnome
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Well I see three options:
1.) Ignore him
2.) Get a GF
3.) Quit WoW
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2014-01-30, 02:39 AM #4The Lightbringer
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I suppose simple solutions would either be to:
a) Get a gf
b) tell him to stfu without the plz
c) ignore him
d) all of the aboveAnd I saw, and behold, a pale horse: and he that sat upon him, his name was Death; and Hades followed with him. And there was given unto them authority over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with famine, and with death, and by the wild beasts of the earth.
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2014-01-30, 02:39 AM #5Warchief
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So did you talk to the girl you were interested in or did you go play wow?
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2014-01-30, 02:44 AM #6Brewmaster
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I can't tell if this is a real thread...
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2014-01-30, 02:47 AM #7Bloodsail Admiral
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Real or not......take HIS gf, introduce her to wow and have fun.
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2014-01-30, 02:48 AM #8Epic!
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Tell him that the real reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you're gay, and then proceed to strongly come onto him. And then have sex with him.
Or don't. I don't know, that last part was just my own little twist.
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2014-01-30, 02:55 AM #9Mechagnome
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Lose weight
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2014-01-30, 02:58 AM #10High Overlord
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im not fat. I am only 95kg.
Originally Posted by Rumblecrush
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2014-01-30, 03:03 AM #11Brewmaster
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Tell him that every man is free to seek his own happiness in life. And that no other man should have something against that.
If he doesn't understand u can tell him that u will jizz on his toothbrush and if he doesn't stop u can un-sew like 3-4 cm of his matress on the side he's sleeping with his face, take a #2 (by that meaning shit), take a piece and wrap it in multiple layers of cloth, put it in his matress then sew it back together. Fun fun i know right ?
If he gets rly mad and this whole thing goes worse u can start acting like that dancer in Prodigy, pulling your hair from back to front (not hard just for show) and lashing your head back and forth yelling bad things like "aaaaaaarrrrrgh i'm gonna stab some1 is his sleep i know it i know it yes i do ehehe" ooor after the lashing motion of your head + a small roar u can stop all of a sudden and look extremely happy and positive and go away mumbling something random while doing various lashing motions (as if electrocuted) with your limbs on a set timer (let's say 8 seconds).
Have fun friend!
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2014-01-30, 03:06 AM #12Deleted
How about a good old not give a fuck?
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2014-01-30, 03:07 AM #13Free Food!?!?!
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2014-01-30, 03:10 AM #14Scarab Lord
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Probably your best and most fruitful option. Originally Posted by turskanaattori
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2014-01-30, 03:14 AM #15Void Lord
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Why not make fun of him for having a girlfriend right back? Tell him he is whipped... Ball and chain and all that none sense...
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Well... There's your problem... The metric system doesn't get people laid... Originally Posted by psychopass
Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
Every damn thing you do in this life, you pay for. - Edith Piaf
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - Orwell
No amount of belief makes something a fact. - James Randi
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2014-01-30, 03:18 AM #16High Overlord
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Not have anything to do with him, he is your roommate move out and screw him over.
Tell him you're moving in with your GF.
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2014-01-30, 03:28 AM #17The Lightbringer
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Ask him if he wants to be your gf.
You cared enough to post.
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2014-01-30, 03:33 AM #18Brewmaster
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2014-01-30, 03:34 AM #19Titan
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Do you even eat? Originally Posted by psychopass
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2014-01-30, 03:35 AM #20Elemental Lord
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KGs!=lbs. 95kgs is a fairly decent amount, bordering on the heavy side depending on OPs height. Originally Posted by Thelxi
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