Naked Florida Man Fatally Shot after Attacking ex Cop and Eating a Teen's Face

[Amnaught]

That settles it. Goodbye, Florida. I'm going to England. Nothing bad ever happens in England.

[Belize]

That settles it. Goodbye, Florida. I'm going to England. Nothing bad ever happens in England.

British people happen in england. Oh, and driving on the wrong side of the road... So weird...

[Sky High]

that wang shaped state is full of wangs.

[Notchris]

So people always talk about walling off the Middle East from the rest of the world. Maybe we should apply that idea to Florida, and wall that bitch off from the rest of the world.

That's 2 too many zombie attacks for my liking.

There's something really wrong with that state.

[-aiko-]

If anybody asks, I'll be holed up in my local grocery stockpiling food and ammo.

[Fullmetal89]

I lived in Miami, FL for 10 years went to High school there. It's the drug culture, the whole city is fucking huge on drugs. The rest of the state is basically rednecks except for the Keys (not including Key West) and the panhandle Pensacola and that area is beautiful and lots of decent people live there. I'm glad I left Miami, I still have family there but I honestly hate the place with a passion. It's a pity because it wasn't so bad when I first moved there, it's gotten much much worse.

[Warpaladin]

This is why i subscribe to http://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/

Hahaha Thanks this is epic

[Nathreim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcdstu9tftY

[Xargoth6634]

Florida terrifies me.

[-aiko-]

Florida terrifies me.

Going to Disney World was one of the biggest mistakes I have ever made.

[Terridon]

http://www.mediaite.com/online/naked...2%80%99s-face/

It’s time once again for a story that is so unique it can best be summed up with one word: Florida. Yep. It’s that kind of story. And one that marks the return of the long-fabled flesh eating zombie only seen in comics and on TV screens, because a Florida man was shot to death after he (with no clothes on) assaulted an ex-police officer and tried to tear a man’s face off with his teeth.

Authorities described this individual as possessing “superhuman-like strength,” and Palm County Beach Sheriff Ric Bradshaw explained that he was “obviously delirious on something” and police tried to tase him with no success, until they finally fired three shots. He died later at the hospital.

Now, this is Florida, so naturally, this is not the first time this has happened. A naked man was shot in Miami almost two years ago while trying to eat someone’s face off. Don’t worry, though, he didn’t actually swallow any flesh.


Damn you Florida

Wtf. Who cares if he eats it or not. He was clearly crazy enough. Eating it would make no difference. At best make it slower while he chewed..

[Zisszinthek]

Things like this are what makes living here in Florida fun, you never know what will happen.

[Belize]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcdstu9tftY

Cheeseburger in Paradise! Hahaha oh god yes.

[felcommander]

Why does it always have to be my state with all the crazies.

[Laize]

They should probably just shoot everyone that eats faces.

[Sheperd]

Going to Disney World was one of the biggest mistakes I have ever made.

Working at Disney World would be my biggest mistake

[RaenavenBlacksun]

Bathsalts 2: Face zombies strike back?

[-aiko-]

Working at Disney World would be my biggest mistake

Okay, you win.

Have any stories to share from the fight?

[Raptor With a Saber]

So zombie tried to survive and gets killed for following natural instincts... Figures damn racist cops always picking on the zombies that are just trying to get by.

[Masark]

They should probably just shoot everyone that eats faces.

What about those who merely melt them?