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    Quote Originally Posted by Arlee View Post
    What??? Why Morgan Freeman? o.O
    A better question would be...Why is your avatar corgi riding a potato?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinksworth View Post
    A better question would be...Why is your avatar corgi riding a potato?
    Clearly due to the roundness and size and texturing it's a cantaloupe. And it's because I was all "yea I can climb all over that!" and then when I got to the top I got tired and so now I'm just sort of laying here until I either can get down or fall off.

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    Clearly due to the roundness and size and texturing it's a cantaloupe. And it's because I was all "yea I can climb all over that!" and then when I got to the top I got tired and so now I'm just sort of laying here until I either can get down or fall off.
    Well. That clarifies things. Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arlee View Post
    What??? Why Morgan Freeman? o.O
    This and This basically, and about 100 other variations. They were joking, not actually serious, but still when you see that 100 times it gets a bit old!
    Add to that all the images that were not morgan freeman and it was just easily the most frustrating story that happened in 2013. Snowden was on imgur/the internet too much as well but not as much and more spread out.

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    cant figure out why the death of an old man is frustrating,even moresoe poltically, not disrespecting, srsly, but he was ancient.

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    It's not the fact he died that is frustrating it's having to hear about it 10,000 times
    I think that pretty much applies to all of the most annoying news story nominations.

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    Congratulations Pokemon X and Y! May they win a sub section
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anakso View Post
    This and This basically, and about 100 other variations. They were joking, not actually serious, but still when you see that 100 times it gets a bit old!
    Add to that all the images that were not morgan freeman and it was just easily the most frustrating story that happened in 2013. Snowden was on imgur/the internet too much as well but not as much and more spread out.
    I just don't even -_-

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    i heard the prize for 2nd runner up to user of the year was a custom tittle ?
    Milk was a bad choice.


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  10. #110
    Why did you even phrase it like 2nd runner up Markluzz. You couldn't call it third place lol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Why did you even phrase it like 2nd runner up Markluzz. You couldn't call it third place lol?
    Because Miss America does it this way
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    Lol, in my eyes you're either first or last, Dad.

    But Ms. America has like 50 people right? No need for such formalities when there are only 5 total categories. There are more winners announced than losers.

    I'm not complaining I'm just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Lol, in my eyes you're either first or last, Dad.

    But Ms. America has like 50 people right? No need for such formalities when there are only 5 total categories. There are more winners announced than losers.

    I'm not complaining I'm just saying.
    You don't get a winner for each category announced, only the 2nd runner up, 1st runner up, winner. Also they announce it like that because 1st runner up has to step in for the winner if anything happens to her, and same with the second runner up if anything happens to the first two. In those cases it sounds better to say runners up instead of second and third place.

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    i'll have to take care of everything nice and darsithis then
    Milk was a bad choice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    i'll have to take care of everything nice and darsithis then
    Maybe you can even usurp Darsithis' super moderator status too.

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    Just some choice posts from the "2nd runner-up" for "User of the year". don't take any of this as personal attacks, view it as tabbloid journalism, like the ones that ALWAYS inevitably appear after contests like these.

    On Iran:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    we should drop massive amounts of pornography all over the country
    On Deyana and her boyfriend:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    you two just had sex before that first pic was taken didn't you


    i can spot the post orgasmic face from a mile away
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    deyana has a VERY erotic physique
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    listen, if this is still about your breasts, you know i love your cleavage. there's nothing more i want than to motor boat them.
    On one night stands:

    there's a couple things to know if you are planning have a one night stand. especially for the morning after. if you're going to her apartment for the night, you need to plan to leave early in the morning, preferably without her seeing you leave. you're not going to have an amazing nights sleep, your internal alarm clock will wake u up as u realize the urgency of leaving.

    there is no good post one night stand discussion, you aren't going to get a relationship out of this and frankly, your best bet is to high tail out of there as soon as possible. you were both tipsy and horny and agreed to some sexual pleasure. that's perfectly fine. we're homo sapiens. thats what we do.

    MAKE SURE you grab all your valuables like your wallet, watch, and things of that nature. you never wanna come back to her place to pick up these items. trust me, it's not a good idea. even if u don't have a ride, u gotta get the hell out of there. grab all your things, go grab some breakfast and coffee and phone a friend to come pick u up.

    and remember always wear a jimmy.
    On beating children:

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    i'm all for it
    On speeding:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    i go as fast as i want, cops got nothing on me
    On turning 21:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    i would masturbate furiously
    on waking up:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    you guys know that alarm clocks are really bad for your health. i highly recommend waking up naturally


    also men, if you wake up every morning with a rock hard erection, that is very good news
    On name calling:

    i know calling someone a fucking idiot is probably infraction worthy. but what about just idiot ? is there any light name calling that is actually allowed?
    On his foray into gay porn:

    the intent wasn't to get into get into gay porn, it was to get my foot inside the door. it just ended up not being the right door for me
    On your BF/GF watching porn:

    this thread is very ron burgundyish


    anyways, not only do i do not mind, i actually encourage it
    On Estonian women:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    i've been doing some research on estonian girls and they tend to be very hot. it must have something to do with the baltic sea
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    And by research you mean Estonian Porn?
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    no, estonian porn is very difficult to come by
    I've only checked his first 100 posts, but this should give a decent idea of Ron Burgundy.

    Come to your own conclusions on this matter. I'm just sharing a few choice quotes from the person you voted as "2nd runner up for user of the year". I don't mean to insult or demean him. I would have done the same if he were first or second.

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    Pretty sure that is why he was nominated in the first place.
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    i do not recommend drinking anything while reading nzalls post
    Milk was a bad choice.


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    i do not recommend drinking anything while reading nzalls post
    To be honest, it's even better when you're drinking

    The Last of Us should have won best story. Sure it had a slow start, but after a few parts you get very caught up in it. Wonderful story.

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