Elemental PvP: A Poem by Thunderbleem

[Thunderbleem]

I was playing my shaman, feeling quite jolly
When I saw a hunter and thought “I’ll kill him, by golly!”
At first I was unaware of my great folly
And I began to unleash on him with my first volley

I started to shout “Lava burst! Lava burst!”
But was dismayed to see that he hit feign death first!
I tried casting again, but all was for naught
For at that point he hit me with silencing shot

“With those out of the way, I’ll let loose my barrage!”
My enthusiasm waned as he hit camouflage
With his defensives now gone, surely he’d be shattered
But I’d forgotten one thing, and soon found myself scattered

I trinketed, determined to finish this cur
“If I use ascendance, he’ll die for sure!”
But again I saw the same result reoccur
As I watched him use his double deter

I started to panic and hit healing tide
Went into wolf form, and tried to run and hide
“Silly shaman,” he said, clearly unfazed
“You can’t escape me! You’re now perma-dazed!”

A valiant effort, some might have said
But he was at full health, and here I lay dead
Seething with rage, I began to see red
“Fuck PvP, I’ll slay dragons instead.”

[Nicola]

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