Noticable camel toe, how do you approach?

[Tradewind]

Gotta be delicate with it tho, or else he'll just tell his grandma what daddy is saying about her "cheeseburger". I was thinking just let it go and sooner or later he's gonna tell her himself.

Such is the art of subtle manipulation.

Cameltoeception.

[Fugus]

To the OP, better let the wife deal with that one, no way you personally can without coming off as a perv in her eyes for even noticing.

Also, better a camel toe than one so big it could pass for a moose knuckle.

[whywhatwhowhenhow]

Show her this!



E2A: You don't say anything lol. Like the guy above said, enjoy it and take it to the grave. Don't tell your wife to say anything, thats dumb advice.

[The One Percent]

I nominate this thread for "Best Title" for MMO-champion awards 2014.

[|Dexter|]

I live in a county where it's normal that family protect you, yeah, even in-laws from embarrassing yourself and this count like that! Just tell her what is the big deal you are one guy and it's only natural that your eyes look for that kind of details. If not you tell your wife to tell her she showing her female bits and let her say it to her mother.

Sure, it will be weird, but it beats staring to her weird like some horny teen! Not everything has to be a big deal! I'm sure you will like her to tell you when your zipper is down and your pipi is hanging out right? It's family just tell her already! It's not like you want to sleep with her its just a normal thing really.

[King Shark]

This is exactly what wives are for.

[Ralikon]

Yeah dude, in this case, somethings are better left unsaid.

[Queen of Hamsters]

I'd probably keel over from the explotion of vulgarity that is a camel toe...seriously, I have never seen one and I never want to. Just as I hope to never see a man in such tight trousers that you can see the outlines of his gentleman's sausage.

Also...if what I wear ever gets twisted into what could be a camel toe, I'd notice it HELLA fast and rectify it...can people really be unaware of it? How??

[Tradewind]

I suggest the OP also wears tight revealing clothing.



Fight fire with fire.

The cameltail...division sign.

[Queen of Hamsters]

poke it and go "boop"

...I shouldn't, but I'm laughing.

[Raptor With a Saber]

just say it politely and quietly to them. Works for showing thongs/nipples/bras/undies//wedgies etc etc for both sexes and never once have i gotten a eww perv or anything but a thanks and a be my curtain for a sec.

[OzoAndIndi]

how do you approach?

You don't... Just one of those random things about a relative that you just ignore, like others are likely doing.

Really it's no worse than those the guys wearing hugging spandex at the Olympics, or college wrestling and things kinda show but people just ignore it. Sometimes stuff shows...just look away.. lol Hopefully your mother in law will eventually outgrow her personal tight pant fad.

[Potassiumgluconate]

Here's what you do. When you pick up your kid today, or next time you see her and she's got a front-wedgie going, just get out your wallet and act like you're going to give her a tip for babysitting. Then "accidentally" drop it, and when you bend down to pick it up, slide your credit card through her camel toe.

[Felicia]

I'd let the wife deal with that one, I'm sure if it were my husband's MIL (my mom). That's how he'd handle it :P My mom would honestly just laugh the white off his ass, though. She's a bit odd. Luckily we don't have to worry about that.

[Stir]

Just like you don't point out a guy's obvious bulge when he's tucking in his shirt, you don't point out a gal's obvious camel toe.

[Ciddy]

You say nothing. This would be the equivalent of her telling you that she can see your mushroom through your pants. You said she was attractive, so enjoy it and take this knowledge to the grave.

Pretty much this. I'd say the smart thing to do in that situation is smile, nod, and keep your mouth shut. If it's that noticeable, someone else will eventually be dumb enough to say something about it, then it won't be on your head.

Also this is the best thread title in the history of the Internets.

[Bigbamboozal]

You say nothing. This would be the equivalent of her telling you that she can see your mushroom through your pants. You said she was attractive, so enjoy it and take this knowledge to the grave.

Ding ding winner! Seriously OP, do like the rest of us, shutter a little inside, and carry on with life.
I believe Jim Carrey said it best "click click delete". Make little air-keyboard motions to go with it if it helps.
Another option is to crawl around on the ground rubbing dirt in your eyes, saying "cannot unsee what has been seen...".

[Reeve]

Buy her some LuluLemon yoga pants for Christmas.

[tiporispit]

Why should women be ashamed of their anatomy? Do they get offended when your pants bulge? I think you're projecting. You want to dive into her camel toe. You're the one sexualizing labia majora. The kids don't know a vagina from a machine gun. Get over it, you sexist Pervert.

[Thelxi]

Hey bitch, your cat is hanging out.