I am looking for some terrible jokes. Whether they are just terrible, stupid or dumb. Something that will make me cringe!
I am looking for some terrible jokes. Whether they are just terrible, stupid or dumb. Something that will make me cringe!
Hi
"Why of course the people don't want war…. But, after all… it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
just go read any popular webcomic related to videogames
http://www.funnymeme.com/wp-content/...ar-520x952.jpg
Couldn't find the original picture a while back XD It's pretty funny given the obvious parody premise.
"Why of course the people don't want war…. But, after all… it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
"I am willing to show the #Asian community I care by introducing the Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever."
MY X/Y POKEMON FRIEND CODE: 1418-7279-9541 In Game Name: Michael__
2 of these have been legit good so far.
MY X/Y POKEMON FRIEND CODE: 1418-7279-9541 In Game Name: Michael__
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
And the horse replied, "my wife just died."
Putin khuliyo
Here are two my old high school biology teacher used to regale us with:
"What do you call a cow walking past your field of visions? "Past-your-eyes milk"!"
and:
"A man was setting up a mini ren-fair for his town, and he got in a shipment of replica spears, all the way from France. His neighbor saw the box, and asked him what was in it, he replied ""Oh, just Brittany Spears!"" and could not find out why the police stormed his house later that night!*
You're a towel.
Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?
Their last greatest hit was the wall.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Last edited by NoRest4Wicked; 2014-04-03 at 01:38 PM.
And I saw, and behold, a pale horse: and he that sat upon him, his name was Death; and Hades followed with him. And there was given unto them authority over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with famine, and with death, and by the wild beasts of the earth.
Why is lady Di like a ferrero rocher?
Because they both came out of france in a box.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering A minor.
Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber.
Last edited by Ciddy; 2014-04-06 at 10:08 PM.
What is more fun than throwing dead babys off a cliff?
Catching them with a pitchfork
And now a couple from Jimmy Carr:
You know they say there's safety in numbers?
Tell that to 6 million jews
When I was 12 my catholic pastor told me: "Every time you masterbaite, god watches you"
"Oh, is god a pedophile too?"
When I was young I could not talk to women.
Because I was busy hiding in their closet masterbaiting
I have written a romantic comedy. In the start they hate eachother. Classic. But they end up in bed together. Classic.
It is called "The rapist"
I was reading the instructions on the viagra it said, on the warnings and instructions and stuff, and it said: "Keep away from children", and I was like "what kind of a man do they think I am?"
Not being able to keep an erection with a child!
Last edited by Zogarth; 2014-04-06 at 10:21 PM.
What's better than winning a gold at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitches.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
THE CHICKEN!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month
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