Damn, this is one lucky dude :P
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...-neck/7192993/
This guy literally had a chainsaw stuck inside his body, right in the neck-and lived to tell about it!
"James Valentine was in a tree in Ross Township on Monday afternoon when he was struck in the neck by the saw. Another worker helped him down, and his co-workers left the saw in place to try to limit the bleeding."
That would be so messed up to be one of his co-workers and see that. Probably take chainsaw safety a bit more seriously after that :P