Mages set to impregnate Female characters in WoD

[Kelimbror]

As a result of these changes, anyone wishing to be a responsible player will make sure their doctors provide a Paladin group member to make so you have Blessing of Protection at all times. In a pinch you can probably have a mage give you an alter time pill to undo your mistakes, but it doesn't work in all situations. And as always, abstaining from interaction with mages is the best way to prevent this from occurring.

[Akaena]

Wait my mage is undead female how dose this work!>?

[checking facts]

Wait my mage is undead female how dose this work!>?

the pregnancy in this situation is of arcane origins, therefore it doesn't matter if you are male or female, alive or dead, et cetera. it doesn't even matter if the target is supposed to get pregnant or not.

it's magic

[Kelimbror]

it's magic

You misspelled 'Jesus'. >.>

[Goradan]

Supernova, knock up, Dreanei. This is suppose to be an post-april fools joke? OH SHIT!!!, Aprils fools+ Female Dreanei + Supernova= Brain bleach. O.O

[Maxilian]

That's how blood elves procreate, since they don't have males.
Why do you think they are addicted to magic?

Why people keep saying these? Blood Elfs have males!



They are not playable mainly but at least we have them guarding Silvermoon

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the pregnancy in this situation is of arcane origins, therefore it doesn't matter if you are male or female, alive or dead, et cetera. it doesn't even matter if the target is supposed to get pregnant or not.

it's magic

Yep, you will soon see how a male undead bear gets pregnant :P

[checking facts]

Why people keep saying these? Blood Elfs have males!



They are not playable mainly but at least we have them guarding Silvermoon

she's in a dress. obvious female is obvious. she's just muscular because being a guard requires extensive exercising lol

[Roshar]

Inb4 feminist rant on WoWInsider.

Too soon?

Haha, too true.

[Maxilian]

she's in a dress. obvious female is obvious. she's just muscular because being a guard requires extensive exercising lol

a dress?... so that means... THRALL IS FEMALE?!



And Gul'dan too!!



and almost all mages, priests, warlocks and paladins are female too!!!

and druids, how could i forget them :P

[brothernads]

Mages will be so overpowered that they will knock up male characters too.

Hey it could happen.

[Futhark]

All offspring must be named Anakin. Or Jesus.

[Strafer]

This actually made me smile for once.

Nice work.

[lupii]

As a result of these changes, anyone wishing to be a responsible player will make sure their doctors provide a Paladin group member to make so you have Blessing of Protection at all times. In a pinch you can probably have a mage give you an alter time pill to undo your mistakes, but it doesn't work in all situations. And as always, abstaining from interaction with mages is the best way to prevent this from occurring.

Welp, time to use my 90 boost on my paladin, since she's gonna be in every PvP group EVER now. >.> They better pay me plenty of gold...lol.

[Dremall]

Welp, time to use my 90 boost on my paladin, since she's gonna be in every PvP group EVER now. >.> They better pay me plenty of gold...lol.

Agreed, selling Blessing of Protection for 5k a pop, or highest bidder. Not liable if Protection breaks, or expires.

[Dr Perry Cox]

That's how blood elves procreate, since they don't have males.
Why do you think they are addicted to magic?

Well Played! I am a Gnome, and I approve this message.

[Somarlane]

Jaina pointed her staff at Garrosh, ready to revel in the killing blow. "Turn monster, and prepare to face the justice you fled from on Azeroth."

Her eyes widened as his shifting profile showed the telling maternal bump. Hand over his belly, he tenderly pet his unborn child, and laughed. "Kill me you witch, and you'll kill your own son!"

*plot twist, audience faints, drop the mic, fade to black*

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[hrugner]

As a female mage, that's certainly a new twist on my gameplaying

Just watch out for spell reflect.

[checking facts]

a dress?... so that means... THRALL IS FEMALE?!



And Gul'dan too!!



and almost all mages, priests, warlocks and paladins are female too!!!

and druids, how could i forget them :P

watcha talkin' bout, willis? orcs can't be female.

[Sett]

Jaina pointed her staff at Garrosh, ready to revel in the killing blow. "Turn monster, and prepare to face the justice you fled from on Azeroth."

Her eyes widened as his shifting profile showed the telling maternal bump. Hand over his belly, he tenderly pet his unborn child, and laughed. "Kill me you witch, and you'll kill your own son!"

*plot twist, audience faints, drop the mic, fade to black*

You need to be the one that writes War Crimes.

[Maxilian]

watcha talkin' bout, willis? orcs can't be female.

Well you're right... but what about the rest?

Priests, warlock, mages, druids, monks, Dks (they start with a DRESS!)