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    I am Murloc! Alenarien's Avatar
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    Mages set to impregnate Female characters in WoD

    Originally Posted by Blizzard Entertainment
    Supernova: Cause a pulse of Arcane energy around the target enemy or ally, dealing Arcane damage to all enemies within 8 yards, and knocking them up.
    Perhaps races like the Draenei have finally found the solution to their reproduction troubles.
    "Can your blood atone for genocide, orc? Your Horde killed countless innocents with its rampage across Stormwind and Lordaeron. Do you really think you can just sweep all that away and cast aside your guilt so easily? No, your kind will never change, and I will never stop fighting you." - Grand Admiral Proudmoore

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    That's very funny still laughing

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    lol goddamit that's a good one mate.

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    Could someone explain it to me please :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by NecroGangster View Post
    Could someone explain it to me please :S
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=knocked+up
    And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
    Revelation 6:8

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    Quote Originally Posted by NecroGangster View Post
    Could someone explain it to me please :S
    Last 3 blue words.
    "Let me answer your question with another, How would you feel if you found out you were a potato?"

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    Inb4 feminist rant on WoWInsider.

    Too soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nalira View Post
    Inb4 feminist rant on WoWInsider.

    Too soon?
    Not soon enough, sir.

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    That's how blood elves procreate, since they don't have males.
    Why do you think they are addicted to magic?

    "We will fight them in the alleys until our knuckles are skinned and bloodied, and our rapiers lay on the ground, shattered. And if we find ourselves surrounded and disarmed, wounded and without hope; we will lift our heads in defiance and spit in their faces. But we will never surrender! FOR GILNEAS!"

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    Mages will be so overpowered that they will knock up male characters too.
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    We shall spread our seed to the Four Winds, brothers!

    Plus since we're just knocking them up, we're not putting a ring on anything. We're staying bachelors. Being a mage is good.
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    Your mom is so fat shes the reason blizzard made a limit on mage food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEATHETERNAL View Post
    Thank you, I didn't know that :P

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    As a female mage, that's certainly a new twist on my gameplaying

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    Quote Originally Posted by NecroGangster View Post
    Could someone explain it to me please :S
    WTF :O how???
    You must be a racist if you don't agree with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amberlee View Post
    As a female mage, that's certainly a new twist on my gameplaying
    As a male mage, I'm not paying child support.


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    It doesn't specify female. Everyone gets knocked up. Male, female, robot, elemental, beast. All the babies.

    Mages need a dodging child support bill spell now.

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    What happens if a warrior spell reflects it? Does the mage knock themselves up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyrt View Post
    What happens if a warrior spell reflects it? Does the mage knock themselves up?
    It better not! I have suffered through 2 teenagers, don't want anymore thanks very much

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    Well i guess when i get ganked by a mage ill have a baby afterwards...

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