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    Topless Florida Woman Vandalizes McDonald's While in a Thong

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    A viral YouTube video shows a topless Florida woman vandalizing a McDonald’s restaurant while in a thong.

    Sandra Suarez, 41, was arrested for criminal mischief and resisting an officer with violence after she was seen on surveillance cameras destroying items inside a McDonald’s located in Pinellas Park, Florida, reported NBC affiliate WFLA.

    Suarez is seen wearing only a thong as she begins to throw computers off the McDonald’s counter and other items from behind the counter. The woman is also seen repeatedly opening and closing a refrigerator door. At one point, Suarez pauses mid-attack to treat herself ot some soft-serve ice cream by placing her head directly under the ice cream machine's nozzle.

    The video ends with Suarez walking off camera, towards the back of the restaurant.

    The incident occurred at 10:50 p.m. on March 24, according to WFLA.

    A McDonald's spokesperson told WFLA that the company is still gathering details about the incident. The restaurant's manager told the station he was fired after the video was made public. He said didn't know the employee was going to post the video on the internet.

    "In a way it was my mistake the way it got out, but I don't think I should've lost my job because I worked too hard at that store, I've never had any disciplinary action," Stevens told WFLA





    Why was the manager fired? When you open a business in Florida you have to expect these things to happen.
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    Fantastic. It's so warm down there you don't want to be uncomfortable while you're doing your vandalizing.

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    Why is it always Flordia? I'm living with my parents for the summer since I got an internship down there.

    Am I gonna have to deal with this shit in a couple of weeks?

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    This poor woman. Obviously she's mentally ill, now she gets to be the star of a bunch of people's lolzing. I'm sure that'll help life right along.

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    Can we let Russia annex Florida already?

    And damn, that is one strong refrigerator(or w/e it is).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    I can't believe McDonald's fired the manager. That guy did this whole country a service.
    Best laugh I've had all day as dark as that is. I do find it funny that since an employee posted a video he was fired for something out of his control.
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    Sigh...................Sigh Sigh Sigh Sigh



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    I can't believe McDonald's fired the manager. That guy did this whole country a service.
    I love unruly people at fast food joints. Always good for a laugh until you find out the employees usually get unfairly punished for the customers' bad behavior.

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    WTF where is the uncensored version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    My money is on alcohol.
    I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if alcohol or other drugs are involved here, but the M.O. sure looks an awful lot like someone off their meds as well. The article hints as much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    My money is on alcohol.
    She's apparently bipolar and is on medication. I have a bipolar and schizophrenic family member and it can get weird when meds aren't taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    She's apparently bipolar and is on medication. I have a bipolar and schizophrenic family member and it can get weird when meds aren't taken.
    Let me tell you something. Every person I ever booked during the 3 years I worked as a corrections officer claimed to be bipolar. It's a catch all for almost everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    She's apparently bipolar and is on medication. I have a bipolar and schizophrenic family member and it can get weird when meds aren't taken.
    That weird? I dunno, never heard such a thing. I'll believe it when I see it. I just find it way too weird. If she indeed doeas and it's the cause I'm sorry she has to deal with that.
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    Probably messed up her order. They got off light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeluron Lightsong View Post
    That weird? I dunno, never heard such a thing. I'll believe it when I see it. I just find it way too weird. If she indeed doeas and it's the cause I'm sorry she has to deal with that.
    Never seen anything that weird personally but I don't think it's beyond belief that some people can get to that point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeluron Lightsong View Post
    That weird? I dunno, never heard such a thing. I'll believe it when I see it. I just find it way too weird. If she indeed doeas and it's the cause I'm sorry she has to deal with that.
    Take bipolar, add 8 shots of whiskey, mix with a dash of meth, top with a glaze of generally Floridian insanity, and this is what you get.

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    Oh geez, this is hilarious. At least she had the decency of covering up where it really matters right
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    Le me see that thong tha-thong thong thoooong!


    Also shes to old for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumboy View Post
    Le me see that thong tha-thong thong thoooong!


    Also shes to old for that.

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