Anyway to combat loneliness?

[THE Bigzoman]

How much do they cost? Is there a great place one can shop for them at wholesale? :P

Look at the escort page on backpage.com

Probably a good estimate on prices.

I think we all know what the OP means when he says "lonely"

Brown Chicken Brown COW!

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When i'm lonely. I like to imagine I have a second head attached to my shoulders like Cho'Gall and have conversations with him.

[Hooked]

I feel extremely lonely today. Just turned 21 16 hours ago and even some of my close friends I have known for years don't wish me happy birthday. I just feel forgotten. Any way to remedy this besides buying a bunch of hookers tonight?

Its your birthday throw your own party. Happy birthday by the way.

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Connect with God and you'll never be alone again.

Having faith is a truly wonderful thing and I really recommend it OP. The grass is greener on the religious side of things and as research will show you happier too.

Might as well create a schizophrenic disorder then Atleast then you get to choose your imaginairy friends instead of getting appointed one

Happy Birthday OP.

It's a part of growing older. people move away for college or their job, people quit sports groups, colleagues move on. The many friends you had as a child are slowly growing apart. Which is logical, since alot of people havnt fully developped themselfs, their hobby's etc yet. Did you know the average adult male has only 2-3 friends? When i was 16 i coulnd go to a club without shaking hands and kissing like 100 people, catching up, etc. before i could actually enjoy a drink. I actually had to choose which group to hang out with this week as i was in 4 different groups. Now i have like 4 "friends for life" left. (aside from alot of social interaction with other couples, partners of GF's friends, brothers in law, coworkers friday drinks etc.)

If it really bothers you, theres a few things you can do:
Get out there, go to a bar, talk to random people you think fit your peer group, call up old friends and connections, or join a club.

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IDK, the hookers idea sounds pretty good. You could also become arrogant to the point that the only persons company that you appreciate and enjoy is your own like me.

The Republican strikes again.

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Thanks for the support and suggestions guys. I know this is an Internet forum but it does help seeing responses that want to help.

Welcome to the MMo-C forums!
We actually have some nice people up in here.

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Join a local club, even something like a book club or volunteering or whatever. Try to do something that takes you out of your normal routine and into contact with other people and ask yourself: 'whats the worst that can happen?'. The hardest thing in these situations is usually the first step out the door...its all down hill from there.

Time is something you can't make more of, so why spend it being miserable?

[Thessik-Irontail]

Might as well create a schizophrenic disorder then Atleast then you get to choose your imaginairy friends instead of getting appointed one

For a lot of people, God is a good answer. Just because it's not a good answer for you, and because you may happen to have some axe to grind, is not a good reason to randomly be an asshole to someone who appears to have been genuinely offering help.

I don't believe in that persons god either, but there is no reason to criticize them or their belief in a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with that.

[Yosef1015]

call your friends, tell them its your 21st and you want to go out with them, go out with them, have fun, be a cool guy, they will want to hang out with you more often, loneliness gone.

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For a lot of people, God is a good answer. Just because it's not a good answer for you, and because you may happen to have some axe to grind, is not a good reason to randomly be an asshole to someone who appears to have been genuinely offering help.

I don't believe in that persons god either, but there is no reason to criticize them or their belief in a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with that.

You cannot just create belief, you are either raised to believe in God or something happens that makes you believe. Telling someone to believe in God is like telling someone to change their sexual preferences.

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For a lot of people, God is a good answer. Just because it's not a good answer for you, and because you may happen to have some axe to grind, is not a good reason to randomly be an asshole to someone who appears to have been genuinely offering help.

I don't believe in that persons god either, but there is no reason to criticize them or their belief in a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with that.

I didnt critize religion. I just said its more beneficial to choose your own imaginairy friend instead of getting appointed one. Sheer logic, nothing more nothing less.

[King Shark]

When i'm lonely. I like to imagine I have a second head attached to my shoulders like Cho'Gall and have conversations with him.

I was afraid I was the only one...

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I feel extremely lonely today. Just turned 21 16 hours ago and even some of my close friends I have known for years don't wish me happy birthday. I just feel forgotten. Any way to remedy this besides buying a bunch of hookers tonight?

Happy Birthday. And don't downplay hookers, if you've got some cash, fucking go for it.

[Underverse]

Find someone to cuddle with

[Kalcheus]

Alright, here's the deal. First, ignore the lame 'surrender to loneliness' advice that you see scattered in here. Or meaning of life bullshit. The goal is to have fun on your 21st, not to light incense for Ptah.

Second, you say you have close friends. I'm guessing they're nearby? Well, call them up and say HEY IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. Problem solved. If they're not nearby, well, why don't you have any friends nearby? That's self-inflicted loneliness right there. Solve it (there has been some good advice in this thread on that front).

As you get older you'll find that the people you know become even more wrapped up in their own lives. It's not that they don't want to do stuff with you, you need to remind them that they can. SO CALL UP PEOPLE AND CELEBRATE.

And worse case scenario, go down to the pub, sit at the bar and announce it's your birthday and you're buying a round. Enjoy your new friendships.

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Find someone to cuddle with

I was a bit surprised to not see one of those japanese hugging pillows on page 1.

[TEHPALLYTANK]

I was a bit surprised to not see one of those japanese hugging pillows on page 1.

I have to do this now...

[THE Bigzoman]

I was afraid I was the only one...

The Adventures of Bigzo'Gall.

Episode 1: One night Stand.

Bigzo: Oh man, she really wants the D.
Gall: WANTS IT HARD WANTS IT HARD

Bigzo: Just let me grab a rubber reallly...

Gall: RUBBER?! WHO NEEEDS RUBBER. THE MASTER WANTS RAW SEX! LIKE STEAK.

Bigzo: You are really ruining the intimacy of the moment right now!

Gall: WORDS WORDS WORDS! THE MASTER WANTS SEX. HAMMER TIME!

[King Shark]

The Adventures of Bigzo'Gall.

Episode 1: One night Stand.

Bigzo: Oh man, she really wants the D.
Gall: WANTS IT HARD WANTS IT HARD

Bigzo: Just let me grab a rubber reallly...

Gall: RUBBER?! WHO NEEEDS RUBBER. THE MASTER WANTS RAW SEX! LIKE STEAK.

Bigzo: You are really ruining the intimacy of the moment right now!

Gall: WORDS WORDS WORDS! THE MASTER WANTS SEX. HAMMER TIME!

Now I got people looking at me funny; like they'd never heard a motherfucker chortle or something. Fucking conservatives.

[xChurch]

Take some time to meditate.

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I have to do this now...

I don't know whats more sad: That shirt, the fact he has a cuddle pillow or the fact that is shows a anime char instead of a real woman.

[Deleted]

I don't know whats more sad: That shirt, the fact he has a cuddle pillow or the fact that is shows a anime char instead of a real woman.

Some people can only get their rocks off on cartoon women.