Speaking Taco Bell

[Bakis]

Taco bell is so low quality, but so tasty. I feel guilty when I eat it. It's like having an argument with your wife, and then rubbing one out when she goes over to her mother's place to cry. I really don't mean to bring sexuality into it. But that's truly, emotionally, what eating taco bell is like.

You got some serious issues

[xylophone]

You got some serious issues

You obviously aren't married.

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Yep, sure is. You are not a man until you survive your first real fight against the fire shits that is inevitably the conclusion of eating Taco Bell.

I think my gut has been tempered by years of actual Mexican food, I've never had an issue with Taco Bell.

[Kolo]

I haven't had Taco Bell in probably 10 years.

[Duronos]

i have no idea how people are so messed up by taco bell food. maybe it's because i'm mostly italian, but i have never in my life had a problem while eating. i mean, i can also eat jalapenos and other things even hotter without any trouble, but i just don't get it.

Yeah, I never get explosive diarrhea either for some reason.

[Gheld]

Yeah, I never get explosive diarrhea either for some reason.

Explosive diarrhea is the result of gas + lack of fibre. So if you otherwise eat healthily, but occasionally treat yourself to a crunch wrap supreme or whatever then you'll be fine.

The people who say "I eat healthy, If I eat there I get the McShits" are full of shit, because if they had a proper balanced diet they wouldn't be getting the McShits.

[Duronos]

Explosive diarrhea is the result of gas + lack of fibre. So if you otherwise eat healthily, but occasionally treat yourself to a crunch wrap supreme or whatever then you'll be fine.

The people who say "I eat healthy, If I eat there I get the McShits" are full of shit, because if they had a proper balanced diet they wouldn't be getting the McShits.

Weird, didn't think my diet was that good, guess I have a relatively solid one then.

[Gheld]

Weird, didn't think my diet was that good, guess I have a relatively solid one then.

Maybe you're chronically constipated and it all balances out. :P

[Vermicious]

i have no idea how people are so messed up by taco bell food. maybe it's because i'm mostly italian, but i have never in my life had a problem while eating. i mean, i can also eat jalapenos and other things even hotter without any trouble, but i just don't get it.

Me either... I think it's some sort of macho cool thing for those with poor digestive tracts. Kinda like it's cool to get drunk and throw up.

Oh, and to answer the OP, I luv me some basic crunchy beef tacos (with lettuce and cheese, and mild sauce)... the original ones. I grew up with this being the main menu item growing up (1970s) before they had the fancy menu. Definitely comfort food, as I can make stuff that tastes better (and healthier) at home

[shadowmouse]

Well, we're a bit short on Taco Bell here. I'll have to settle for going across the street to the Xinjiang place and doing skewers of grilled lamb for a bit less than $10 for slightly over a pound (58 RMB/500g). Alas, Taco Bell doesn't serve beer, but they do.