Learn Turkish. It is the easiest, most structured language that ever existed.
Nice as that may (or may not) be, it only reinforces my point? Latin, according to you, is only a bit related to English, and is a massive aid and lots of fun to spot links, and is dead. If it's still worth keeping, that means that French, alive and kicking and apparently more related, is even more worth keeping?
Also, French derives from Old French, which derives from Latin, the Romans invaded the UK and we had a lot of people bringing classical stuff in throughout the ages, if French is more related, only by a bit, and is not the direct source in legal, medical, or even all the fun(,) words.
Discounting PIE, because it's too vague.
Dwarfs, gods among humanoids, giants among... gnomes...Originally Posted by The Hitch-hikers' Guide To The Galaxy: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
Gonna close this. We don't need an excuse for a racist thread like this here.