About 12 years ago, next to a local flea market this dude had a bunch of ostriches in a field. Some drunk guy walked into the field and started antagonizing them, and he kept telling them to effing say something.
He finally got head butted and somewhat attacked by one of the males, and when the police had him at the ambulance he told the police he thought the ostrich had said something to him... Idk he was drunk off his backside.
Ever since then most everything I've done that I don't put my real name has the word ostrich in it. IE. path of exile my characters are the ostrichsays the ostrichcommands theostrichwhispers.