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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooneye View Post
    Not sure about that.
    Swallowing spunk has been shown to have an anti depressent quality. ^_^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooneye View Post
    Valium knocked me out when I was taking it and I had trouble remembering stuff after I took it, sex does not.
    That's just anecdotal evidence on these forums it's as if it never happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tastyfish View Post
    Swallowing spunk has been shown to have an anti depressent quality. ^_^
    It also tastes awful and makes you almost throw up due to the texture and taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    Oh, also there was one that I read somewhere, that when trees are thirsty they make a "gasping" noise
    If a tree gasps in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooneye View Post
    It also tastes awful and makes you almost throw up due to the texture and taste.
    Pineapple. Have him eat lots of pineapple. ^_^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tastyfish View Post
    Pineapple. Have him eat lots of pineapple. ^_^
    Oooooor one could avoid doing it, at all. Seems like a better plan to me. Pineapple surely won't do anything about the texture?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    Seriously? Always seemed to work for me.
    actually what made them work was just putting the carts back in the machine, it messed up because the pins didn't aline, and blowing on it did nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooneye View Post
    Oooooor one could avoid doing it, at all. Seems like a better plan to me. Pineapple surely won't do anything about the texture?
    True. I feel you there. I can't deal with anything phlegm like or pudding like in texture. BLeh. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yvaelle View Post
    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tastyfish View Post
    True. I feel you there. I can't deal with anything phlegm like or pudding like in texture. BLeh. lol
    There is always absorbing it through its intended orifice, although there's always pregnancy risk with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tastyfish View Post
    Pineapple.
    "Pineapple is the only known source in nature of the enzyme Bromelain. Bromelain actually digest proteins… so when you eat pineapple. It’s essentially eating you back!"

    https://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/science...ing-pineapple/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooneye View Post
    Oooooor one could avoid doing it, at all. Seems like a better plan to me. Pineapple surely won't do anything about the texture?
    Fair is fair, No head for him, no head for her. It ain't not walk in the park for guys either, but we do it because we know it makes you feel good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yvaelle View Post
    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathandira View Post
    Fair is fair, No head for him, no head for her. It ain't not walk in the park for guys either, but we do it because we know it makes you feel good.
    I rarely return the favor. Cuz am selfish like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OzoAndIndi View Post
    "Pineapple is the only known source in nature of the enzyme Bromelain. Bromelain actually digest proteins… so when you eat pineapple. It’s essentially eating you back!"

    https://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/science...ing-pineapple/

    Damn that is amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lockedout View Post
    Did you see all the rat ones Rich?
    They also rape people. That sounds like an internet nonsequiter, but they actually rape people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooneye View Post
    I rarely return the favor. Cuz am selfish like that.
    At least you are willing to admit that, which is admirable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yvaelle View Post
    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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