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    It's 2 AM And There's an Ice Cream Truck Parked Outside

    2 AM and there's an ice cream truck near our driveway, in my neighbourhood, just halted but playing that creepy music. A clown just came out of it and is standing next to the truck.

    Should I call the cops?

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    Why are you on the forums when you could be getting ice cream?





    Though yeah, if you are being serious you should probably call the cops.

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    Why would the cops be able to come? Your in a scary movie now.
    i live by one motto! "lolwut?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ticj View Post
    Why are you on the forums when you could be getting ice cream?




    Though yeah, if you are being serious you should probably call the cops.
    But sweets keep you awake, silly.

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    I would go check if there is some nice chocolate ice cream

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    Call the cops, but it is probably the cops/alphabet agency in the van.

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    This thread is going places.

    Obviously you should go out there and buy some ice cream. I mean come on help the economy out.

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    or raepers. I mean, yes, go buy an ice cream
    Quote Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary
    Russians are a nation inhabiting territory of Russia an ex-USSR countries. Russians enjoy drinking vodka and listening to the bears playing button-accordions. Russians are open- and warm- hearted. They are ready to share their last prianik (russian sweet cookie) with guests, in case lasts encounter that somewhere. Though, it's almost unreal, 'cos russians usually hide their stuff well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ticj View Post
    Why are you on the forums when you could be getting ice cream?
    ^Is either the first to be eaten when zombies attack, after saying "what? There's no such thing as zombies...", or is actually the clown monitoring you on MMO and trying to get you to go outside.

    (And seriously, I agree with Ticj's addendum; if you're being serious, police are a good idea. Either he's creepy and the police get rid of him, or he's in need of assistance in which case the police might help him, depending on your local police.)

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    Do not make pointless threads.

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