Father's day ideas

[theslipperyotter]

Hello all! I thought we could post some resources on picking out some gifts for our dad's on Father's day.

I found some pretty awesome ideas at Gift Ideas For Dad, like putting out a nerf gun with a note attached to it declaring a family nerf war against your dad haha.

What are some other ideas?

[Bolson13]

Get good beer, make bacon, make yourself scarce, dad is happy.

[theslipperyotter]

make yourself scarce

hahaha... as a new day myself... yes- yes that could work

[Deleted]

A fleshlight with your moms picture ducktaped to it.

[Mein Kampf]

Fill his car with balloons in the middle of the night so we wakes up to a wonderful surprise!

[Deleted]

Vasectomy


For reals.

[Rixis]

A card to remind him you exist. Though that might not be a good thing, who knows.

Most "gifts for dads" (or mothers etc) are just gimmicks, get a laugh, forget about it in 10 minutes.

I remember Amazon having the Kindle as the perfect gift for mothers day (and fathers day, and easter and christmas etc). Since when do people drop a hundred notes on something for fathers day. A card and some sweets or something small.

Might sound a bit grumpy/anti commercialismy but I just don't see the point

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Also, why does the portal NES have 4 front buttons and 2 shoulder buttons >.<

(edit: nvm, snes/nes, derp)

[Kujako]

It's the hand made gifts that're the best.

[theostrichsays]

As a single father to a young son, I personally stand by handmade things. They only have sentimental value, but unless what my son bought for me when he got older had some kind of deeper meaning (a guy I grew up with paid a lot to get the body of a well preserved chevy step side up to his dads place since it was the first vehicle his dad ever owned) it would be appreciated but not the same.

[OzoAndIndi]

Hello all! I thought we could post some resources on picking out some gifts for our dad's on Father's day.

I found some pretty awesome ideas at Gift Ideas For Dad, like putting out a nerf gun with a note attached to it declaring a family nerf war against your dad haha.

What are some other ideas?

Heh, that's a cute idea.

I'll prob just give him some food-type goodies and a card, similar do what I did for my mom. Money is tight this year so can't do a whole lot, though he retires Friday and I'm also in the process of making him a cool t-shirt in celebration of that.

[SocialJusticeWarrior]

If she's young enough and in good enough shape, make mom burst out of a cake as a sort of stripper gram, followed by lap dance. That's what mine did to my dad once.

[the game]

fish fry and beer. /thread

[apepi]

I might just buy my dad the first season of Game of Thrones...

[Lightwysh]

Don't get me anything, spend the money on yourself.

At the very most, make bacon and biscuits and gravy.

[Deleted]

Leave the house for the evening.

[Kasierith]

A small scrapbook of all the things I've been up to in the past year, such as trips and such. And a reminder of what Fathers Day is and why he's getting it.

[Hooked]

When I was living at home I used to get him a gift certificate to a nice restaurant for him and my mom. That way it would get them out of the house for the evening, and it would be all mine.

[drwelfare]

Mine is on hospice and has done too much crooked stuff to me over the years, he wont even hear from me.

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hustler sub

[Emily26]

I haven't seen my dad more than one year. Miss him.
I will call him tonight and let him know I love him so much. I think that's the best gift.