Beards, what's with them?

[pateuvasiliu]

f you wanna cuddle up with someone and like, lie on them, why would you wanna be laying on a giant bristley horrible bed of chest pubes.

Why in the world would it be bristle?

[Pachycrocuta]

Silky fine body hair?! This is a thing? Lucky bastard.

I guess so. I just know that mine is. I just know I don't have a cactus or brillo pad or steel wool on my chest like people keep saying in this thread. It may not quite feel like baby hair (haven't touched a baby's head recently), but it's close.

[Dundebuns]

My preference goes stubble > sensible beard > clean shaven >>>> MONSTER BEARD!

Sure big beards look impressive but I don't like stubble rash that they always bring! I personally tend to grow till almost beardy then clean shave, but clean shaving is really getting on my nerves as I am cutting myself far too much. I used as double headed razor (so I shave like a real man. None of this Gillette 50,000 blade head rubbish!) and am tempted to get a cut throat at some point.

[shekhina]

No beards! Facial hair is no, just no!

[Deleted]

Beards are magnificent if you have the genes for it. If you don't, please, I beg you to shave.