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    Remember to take any news out of china with about 3000000000 grains of salt.
    You're a towel.

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    This is...I just... nope. No words for this type of shit.

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    what a shitty ending :/
    My mind has left, my body follows

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    could it be that they are the workers in the liquid ass factory ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawhammer View Post
    you stool my line

    /sigh. being witty is too hard
    Humour has really gone down the shitter these days.
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    I've been in one of those pit toilets at a festival once..

    ... never again..
    #boycottchina

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacox View Post
    well damn...all I could think of was "what a shitty way to die" then I realized how inappropriate that might be...
    Sigh...reminds me of this song:


    But yeah one death could be avoided if they called the rescue team 1.st.
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    Unlike US toilets, all toilets are connected together.

    The shit doesn't get completely flushed.
    It stays there and flush only when really needed.
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    What a shame.

    They were good men; what a rotten way to die.

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    seriously though you people mock it, but this is a horrible fucking way to die, and a mother trying to save her son and dying to. Are you finding it more funny because it involves shit? Because my 4 year old nephew finds talking and his poop funny too, at least his age can account for why he does.
    #boycottchina

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    If we spend more money on sewer system and bathroom than phones, these 2 will be still alive.

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    I'm a bad person: I nearly shat myself while reading that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    seriously though you people mock it, but this is a horrible fucking way to die, and a mother trying to save her son and dying to. Are you finding it more funny because it involves shit? Because my 4 year old nephew finds talking and his poop funny too, at least his age can account for why he does.
    People find it more funny that they gave their lives over a damn phone, even if they retrieved it the thing would be useless, senseless deaths for a real shitty phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    seriously though you people mock it, but this is a horrible fucking way to die, and a mother trying to save her son and dying to. Are you finding it more funny because it involves shit? Because my 4 year old nephew finds talking and his poop funny too, at least his age can account for why he does.
    This, also in the countryside people falling in the bog hole/cesspit isn't unheard off, every town probably has stories where people still remember one or more dying to something like that. Even in the western world sewage water systems aren't available in every corner, especially in rural places and accidents where people fall in one of those pits still happen, you don't really have to go as far as china to find something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    I've been in one of those pit toilets at a festival once..

    ... never again..
    you didnt pass out while you were in it? and why were you down in there anyways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    seriously though you people mock it, but this is a horrible fucking way to die, and a mother trying to save her son and dying to. Are you finding it more funny because it involves shit? Because my 4 year old nephew finds talking and his poop funny too, at least his age can account for why he does.
    poop is always funny nomatter the age

    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

    FC: 3437-3046-3552

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    People find it more funny that they gave their lives over a damn phone, even if they retrieved it the thing would be useless, senseless deaths for a real shitty phone.
    It takes "having a shitty coverage" to a new level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    seriously though you people mock it, but this is a horrible fucking way to die, and a mother trying to save her son and dying to.
    Deaths caused by personal stupidity are exempt from the sympathy clause, the their relative level of humor is directly proportionate to how tragic they would otherwise be.

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    Who would want to use that phone after its drop?
    READ and be less Ignorant.

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    People on here laugh at a tragedy like this because it involves a outhouse. But, many die each year because of texting on a phone while driving and no one laughs about it. Both what the ones did to save a phone dropped in a crapper and the ones who text while driving are equally dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charge me Doctor View Post
    That's why when sewer workers open up manhole they wait for an hour before going in.
    Methane and hydrogen sulfide is not things that you want to joke with
    That was fucking great. 10/10

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