[A] <Relentless> Kel’Thuzad 10 man 11/14H LF Disc Priest!

[Hammerbro]

QUICK INFO

• 11/14 Heroic Tier 16 content
• Tues-Thurs 7:30pm-11pm EST
• DKP Loot system (ask us about it!)
• A half polish/half Asian guy, 12 year old leader, female (with a big y chromozone), and an Iowa-ian corn grower (who still after a year of raiding doesn’t know our starting times).

We’re Recruiting[/u]

• Disc Priest (hybrid is nice, but will mostly heal)

Are you an individual who…

• A Loyal player looking for a long term home?
• Is not a mute and has a microphone…you know with ear parts as well
• Is a competent and competitive player. A player who not only knows the class ins and outs but also keeps up on any upcoming and recent changes to the class. Everyone says they don’t look at the charts, but yet get mad when they get beat.
• Is an analytical player? One who assesses their performance on a nightly basis in order to improve?
• Is a self-starter? Do you need your hand held in order to get stuff done? Should we construct an entire boss strategy around your doo doo butter play style? Although, some people may enjoy having their hand held.
• Is not only able to accept constructive criticism, but expects it from his/her guildmates in order to improve?
• Has a sense a humor? This one is key, because we’re like all the other men on the internet, we’ve already had sex with each other’s entire family members (animals included) as well as the ultimate in immaturity with multiple curse words, derogatory terms, and the occasional drink or 10 (progression night) and sarcasm…everywhere.
• Is weird? If you’ve made it this far, we’re going to believe you’re one of us.

Are you Interested in a guild that…

• Has a diverse group of people (even for a 10 man), we’re not 9 players looking for purples; we’re 9 friends enjoying each other’s company for 3 nights a week (sometimes all 7 days).
• Can talk to you like an adult and in proper English?
• Tends to appeal to middle age players? Most, if not all, are between 23-35. Our guild even has a grandma; every good guild needs one of those.
• Is able to have fun during raids? We joke, make fun of each other, do drinking games, and still down bosses effortlessly. We know how to have fun and enjoy each other’s company, but still know when to focus when it counts.
• Has guys that have girl names? And girls that have guy names? And just names in general that piss you off just saying them. We legit have a raider named “you”. Our name change foundation still has 0$ strong, thank you for the support.
• You just want to be part of the guys? We’re low drama, cut the bantha poo doo and just have a great time for a couple hours every week. You’ve earned it!

About us

Relentless was started on Shattered Hand back in Vanilla days, and has the same GM from 9 years ago. We were a top server guild throughout all of BC and up to 0 lights. After that time, many of the veterans took time off of the hectic hardcore raid life and the ones that did remain had no problems getting into equal level guilds. Relentless is very established and stable with little turnover and drama. As shattered hand slowly bled from its population, many of the veteran relentless players along with new faces remade the guild in hopes of a better future on Kel’thuzad, under the alliance.

Our guild is very close knit, but not in a sense that joining makes you feel like you’re intruding and everything is one massive inside joke you’re not allowed to know. We want to involve you in outside raid life activities and we want you to get involved with us. There’s always room in our circle.

Listen, we know how most guilds recruit, “serious casual” “fun and friendly” “mature” etc, and take in most applicants, we’re different. If you type like an uneducated teenager, then we’ll move on from you. We don’t have time for smileys and flirty talk. We also don’t care if you only want purple pixels out of this, or is a mute and doesn’t get involved with vent chat. We’re looking for people, human beings that share the same personality and passion as we do, which is more than just slaying dragons. Interested? Take a look at our site Relentguild./ com or contact us in game Dranlo#1151 (GM), or our officers Puli#1328, or Bean#1319.

Thank you for your time and Good luck!

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[Hammerbro]

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