Insanely Late...but Men, You're Lying.

[Realsykes]

A month or so ago there was this thread about wiping your dick and being extremely clean when using the bathroom. So, was standing there at the urinal today and thought, "They're all liars." Essentially, what do you do when you use just the urinal EH??? CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED YOU LYING BASTARDS. Sorry, had to say this, didn't occur to me until today.

Just so we are clear, this is tip wiping with TP vs. Shaking it.

[Jester Joe]

Eh?
I always make sure to be clean when using the bathroom....
I'm not sure what this original thread is though, so maybe I'm missing something...?

[drwelfare]

Never flush the urinal with your hand, the last person to touch it just had their dick in their hard.

[Realsykes]

Eh?
I always make sure to be clean when using the bathroom....
I'm not sure what this original thread is though, so maybe I'm missing something...?

They said they always use a piece of toilet paper to wipe their tip and such and what if you're at the urinal??? That's my thought.

[Deleted]

Shake it, side to side, and then... sort of... squeeze the underside?

Never had an issue with piss leaking out after that.

Be warned though, copious amounts of shaking might make it appear you're jerkin the gherkin.

[Mormolyce]

I... what?

I always wash my hands after going to a toilet no matter what I did in there.

Though judging from the state of public toilets we should be grateful if men can manage not to shit on the rim of the seat or piss all over the floor and walls.

[Epuration]

Why do you watch men at the urinals? Could you be any gayer?

It's either this or he's going off by his own poor standards.

[Belize]

I have a simple fix for that. I don't use urinals. Well, that and I have a problem going to the bathroom in public places... Hearing others pee is not... inspiring if you will.

[IRunSoFarAway]

....what? So this is about touching your dick, then touching the urinal flusher or something?

I don't really use public restrooms, but when I do, I use the toilet with the door, and I flush it with my foot. But most things now are sensor activated, so when you walk away, it's supposed to just flush.

[Realsykes]

Why do you watch men at the urinals? Could you be any gayer?

Wtf? I didn't watch anyone, it was from my own experience. "Hey, but what if they're at the urinal, there's nothing here."

Leave plz.

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I... what?

I always wash my hands after going to a toilet no matter what I did in there.

Though judging from the state of public toilets we should be grateful if men can manage not to shit on the rim of the seat or piss all over the floor and walls.

No, not washing your hands, that should be standard, it's wiping the tip that I'm talking about. Shakers vs tip wipers.

[drwelfare]

I still do not understand why someone drops 'em at the urinal. Why would you drop your pants and underwear to your ankles to urinate

[Realsykes]

I have a simple fix for that. I don't use urinals. Well, that and I have a problem going to the bathroom in public places... Hearing others pee is not... inspiring if you will.

Wut. Everyone does it dude.

[Tierbook]

Shake it, side to side, and then... sort of... squeeze the underside?

Never had an issue with piss leaking out after that.

Be warned though, copious amounts of shaking might make it appear you're jerkin the gherkin.

That moment you realize he isn't wearing anything under his pants.

[Realsykes]

It's either this or he's going off by his own poor standards.

Completely missed the point but okay pal.

[Jester Joe]

They said they always use a piece of toilet paper to wipe their tip and such and what if you're at the urinal??? That's my thought.

Wiggling a bit works wonders.
You know that saying or whatever of "Shake it once that's fine, shake it twice that's ok" and I'll leave it up to your imagination about shaking it three times.

[Melkandor]

They said they always use a piece of toilet paper to wipe their tip and such and what if you're at the urinal??? That's my thought.

I never use urinals.

[Realsykes]

Shake it, side to side, and then... sort of... squeeze the underside?

Never had an issue with piss leaking out after that.

Be warned though, copious amounts of shaking might make it appear you're jerkin the gherkin.

Neither have I, shaker here, those tip wipers are all fucking liars. All I'm saying.

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I never use urinals.

I feel like you said that condescendingly, don't act like I'm the weird one to use a urinal pal :| You're the weird one :|

[dercaderca]

No, not washing your hands, that should be standard, it's wiping the tip that I'm talking about. Shakers vs tip wipers.

Why the fuck would anyone wipe the tip? lol

[Dispraise]

I honestly can't remember the last time I've used a urinal.

[Melkandor]

I feel like you said that condescendingly, don't act like I'm the weird one to use a urinal pal :| You're the weird one :|

No you're right, I am the weird one. Maybe I'm not aiming correctly, but I refuse to use a urinal because of that splash back that seems to always get me. It grosses me out. That, and I am a fellow tip-wiper.