You know I do feel bad for you. Must be pretty horrible to be so beaten down about your sexuality that you feel the need to perform mental gymnastics to erase homophobia in the media, just so you're not seen causing a fuss by straight people.
Professional victimhood at its best. My bad for not playing that card everywhere I go.
LFR can be too easy for individual players, but individual players get lumped with 24 other random people, and it's pretty much certain that in 25 random people you'll have at least one guy who makes you wonder how he managed to switch his computer on.