A day in the life of Chris Metzen

[SpookySkeleton]

Forum Game rules: post time followed by Chris's action as he progresses through his life
follow what the above poster says always. if someone says "chris dies" you can easily say that he respawns at a graveyard or something similar.


I'll go first.

9:30 AM Chris wakes up.

[nsgid]

9:31 AM Chris jerks off

[Deleted]

9:45 AM Chris calls up the class developers to check if they have anything new to fuck warriors over with.

[Deleted]

9:31,5 AM Chris is done jerking off

[muppetpilot]

10:00 AM:Chris then calls another side team of devs to find out if they've discovered any new nerf possibilities for spriests, also.
10:10 AM:Then he jerks off again for a second time, and then, without washing his hands....

[The One Percent]

10:11 Chris rubs his hands on a photo of Greg Street he has in his wallet. He wonders why people think he is in charge of class balance when his job is primarily lore department.

[mammu2u]

10:13 AM Chris thrusts his clenched fist to the sky and curses the day the wretched Alliance, that he hates so, was created! "DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM TO HELL!! HOW DARE THEY OPPOSE MY PRECIOUS HORDE!" And with the saying of the magic word, that excites him like no other, he returns to his room and continues furiously masturbating. "Oh god yes Thrall Balls oh jesus god!"

[Deleted]

10:15 AM...he enjoys a delicious breakfast made by his lovely wife while reading the morning paper.

[nsgid]

10:20 AM: Chris takes a dump. It's in the shape of the Horde's insignia.

10:21 Chris jerks off to the horde shaped insignia

[SpookySkeleton]

10:22 Chris has a heart attack from jerking off too much

[Deleted]

while doing so he muses about the next promotional gimmick - Azaroth Condiments - design a Salt (Allience) and Pepper (Horde) shacker set. winner will get them a lock of Sam Dids beard.

[nsgid]

10:22 Chris has a heart attack from jerking off too much

"it is merely a setback

[sweepdeepsPL]

10:23 Metzen receives one of his daily deliveries of fanboy tears, and drinks them while laughing on the way to Blizzard HQ in Anaheim in his Azeroth Chopper vehicle.

[Wildtree]

11:00 Chris wife comes and brings him Anti-Biotic Ointment, to ease the pain on his over-jerked penis.

[Cerilis]

11:01 Chris bubblehearths to escape his pain, then pulls out a picture of Thrall and lays on hands again. That's when he ...comes up with the idea of adding orc paladins to the lore, redeeming Garrosh's deeds.

[Laqweeta]

11:14 after kissing and rubbing his over-worked hands on his wife, he applies the ointment onto his penis.. Only to jerk off again because of the sensation.

[Wildtree]

/wonders whether the teenagers here have an idea how in mid aged men the overflow of testosterone and the need to jerk off ain't that dominant anymore LOLOL

[Darsithis]

This is not appropriate or working out well.

Closing.