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    ISIS to FIFA: Cancel the World Cup or We'll Bomb It

    Seems to be worthy enough to be picked up by Google News..


    http://www.vocativ.com/culture/relig...up-face-scuds/

    “Dear Joseph,

    We had sent a message to you back in 2010, when you decided or were bribed by the former Amir of Qatar to have the 2022 world cup in Qatar. Now, after the establishment of the Caliphate state, we declare that there will be no world cup in Qatar since Qatar will be part of the Caliphate under the rule of the Caliph Ibrahim Bin Awad Alqarshi (Al Baghdady’s full name) who doesn’t allow corruption and diversion from Islam in the land of the Muslims. This is why we suggest that you will decide upon a replacement country instead of Qatar. The Islamic state has long-rang scud missiles that can easily reach Qatar, as the Americans already know.

    Thanks.”
    Now there's a new twist to the situation with 2022....

    thread title I took from the article title, obviously..
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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    FIFA to ISIS: Shut up or we'll allow Vuvuzelas

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    Well, ISIS is seriously bad business. They have the means to do it most likely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahugani View Post
    FIFA to ISIS: Shut up or we'll allow Vuvuzelas
    lol... well played
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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    Well honestly, I am interested in seeing how the ISIS problem pans out between now and then since it's quite a ways away yet.

    Although I can't be the only one who finds it funny that they say Qatar will be a part of their so called 'Caliphate' at that point but threaten it with long range missiles.

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    Patriots have shot down scuds.

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    I say cancel the Caliphate or we'll bomb you.
    Last edited by Netherspark; 2014-07-09 at 03:11 PM.

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    Thought they were renamed to IS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahugani View Post
    FIFA to ISIS: Shut up or we'll allow Vuvuzelas
    You win this thread.

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    It's just a ploy by Archer to try and get lacrosse accepted as an international sport.
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    The day they bomb the World Cup with thousands of foreign citizens is the day their Caliphate will turn into glass.
    Simply put: not going to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sahugani View Post
    FIFA to ISIS: Shut up or we'll allow Vuvuzelas
    Vuvuzelas, tuned to produce the note that causes the casing on a SCUD to resonate and break apart.

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    Corrupt people dont care what happens to their citizens lol.
    Already 2000 workers died there due to the building of stadiums. Did someone flinch yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    Well, ISIS is seriously bad business. They have the means to do it most likely.
    FIFA has so much money they can just hire mercenaries and that'll be the end of ISIS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miuku View Post
    FIFA has so much money they can just hire mercenaries and that'll be the end of ISIS
    Yeah, for a non-profit organization FIFA makes a hell of a lot of profit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miuku View Post
    FIFA has so much money they can just hire mercenaries and that'll be the end of ISIS
    ISIS also has a few billions lying around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b2121945 View Post
    The day they bomb the World Cup with thousands of foreign citizens is the day their Caliphate will turn into glass.
    Simply put: not going to happen.
    Pretty much. If ISIS went ahead with it then they'd have reached the point where they are too stupid to live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    Well, ISIS is seriously bad business. They have the means to do it most likely.
    There's 8 years left until 2022. Remains to be see what happens to ISIS in that time.

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    Well, good thing they issued a warning. Otherwise, who would have ever suspected that terrorists would be plotting to attack a major sporting event whose location is known for nearly a decade in advance? Those darn terrorists, just throwing curveballs left and right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Netherspark View Post
    I say cancel the Caliphate or we'll bomb you.
    Their claim to have re-established the Caliphate is auto-canceling. It's like proclaiming yourself emperor of the Americas.

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