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    Paula Patton is apparently Garona, she's depicted with green skin, licking someone's face. Bit of a temptress, so it makes more sense than Draka, I suppose. We already know Ben Foster is Medivh. Dominic Cooper is described as looking nefarious; the only other human mentioned in the summaries has been Llane Wrynn, so maybe him?

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    This is... interesting....

    The main human character is portrayed by Vikings' Travis Fimmell. He has long brown
    hair and a beard and is garbed in black shining armor trimmed with gold. Pretty snazzy.
    We then see a slew of quick shots of the supporting cast, including a nefarious-looking
    Dominic Cooper, Ben Foster's mage casting a spell, and a green-skinned Paula Patton
    aggressively licking someone. Eat your heart out, Robin Thicke.

    The orcs look great, very organic and real. The world also looks real and not simply like a
    CG-rendered realm. We get a sense of the different regions, from the desert wastelands
    to the wooded regions of the humans. As far as video game movies go, Warcraft certainly
    looks like the most ambitious and -- yes, I'll stick my neck out here -- the video game
    movie that may finally be an actual great movie.
    http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/07/...ok-at-warcraft

    Why have we not heard of the licking?!

    EDIT: Although, I'm loving those character descriptions; really sounding awesome.
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    Give me the teaser already DAMNIT!

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    All these descriptions are just making the itch to see this trailer worse. But I'm so happy to hear how impressed people were. I'm impressed just reading the descriptions!

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    The Hobbit movies and Avatar tell me this move will at least look awesome. Blizzard staying involved and not letting people have their way with it tells me that it will be good. Very similar things happened with the Harry Potter series... Rowling refused to allow certain things to happen and that was enough to make for some great movies.

    The only real flaw that I can see is it sounds like they focused way to much on the human side of things. Warcraft is one of the few fantasy worlds where orcs are not all pure evil. I think people would enjoy seeing both sides of the story... both sides are responsible for doing terrible things... no one gets a pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HollerTH View Post
    The Hobbit movies and Avatar tell me this move will at least look awesome. Blizzard staying involved and not letting people have their way with it tells me that it will be good. Very similar things happened with the Harry Potter series... Rowling refused to allow certain things to happen and that was enough to make for some great movies.

    The only real flaw that I can see is it sounds like they focused way to much on the human side of things. Warcraft is one of the few fantasy worlds where orcs are not all pure evil. I think people would enjoy seeing both sides of the story... both sides are responsible for doing terrible things... no one gets a pass.
    From what they've said, they're keeping it pretty even with the good / evil overall, as
    well as the story.
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    Bet you a million dollars there's an in-game mount associated with buying a movie ticket.

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    "green-skinned Paula Patton"

    If she is easy to recognise this means she's not entirely orc, meaning Garona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turboface View Post
    "green-skinned Paula Patton"

    If she is easy to recognise this means she's not entirely orc, meaning Garona.
    I just wanna know whom she is licking, assuming it's a human, as they said "someone"
    not "an orc".

    EDIT: Oh God, horrible thought: what if she's licking Medivh...
    Last edited by Zoaric; 2014-07-26 at 11:55 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yvaelle View Post
    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turboface View Post
    "green-skinned Paula Patton"

    If she is easy to recognise this means she's not entirely orc, meaning Garona.
    But she is half draenei half orc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xilurm View Post
    But she is half draenei half orc.
    As if ever there was a shred of draenei in her appearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turboface View Post
    As if ever there was a shred of draenei in her appearance.
    She has a draenei face, which is more human, not orc one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jshadowhunter View Post
    She has a draenei face, which is more human, not orc one.
    IE: Somewhat muscled, green Paula Patton.
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    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuse View Post
    Bet you a million dollars there's an in-game mount associated with buying a movie ticket.
    Well, that'd be kinda hard, considering there are thousands of different cinemas around the world.

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    Now I finally get it! Garona licking Medivh! Medivh is one naughty man, I'm starting to like him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jshadowhunter View Post
    She has a draenei face, which is more human, not orc one.
    Exactly, a human-like face to account for the draenei part, which is why Paula is recognizable.
    Last edited by Turboface; 2014-07-27 at 12:17 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgath View Post
    Well, that'd be kinda hard, considering there are thousands of different cinemas around the world.

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    Now I finally get it! Garona licking Medivh! Medivh is one naughty man, I'm starting to like him!
    Well, they do screw and make Med'an later.

    Also, they could give out codes in the video cases for a mount if they wanted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoaric View Post
    Well, they do screw and make Med'an later.

    Also, they could give out codes in the video cases for a mount if they wanted.
    Well, I wouldn't mind, I know I'm buying Collector Edition of the movie, no matter how good it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoaric View Post
    Why have we not heard of the licking?!
    Because it's the first war. The Lich King is in the third.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgath View Post
    Well, I wouldn't mind, I know I'm buying Collector Edition of the movie, no matter how good it is
    Agreed. It will sit proudly beside my copy of Mortal Kombat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xilurm View Post
    Because it's the first war. The Lich King is in the third.
    Licking, not Lich King.

    Paula Patton is seen licking someone in the SDCC trailer, but only one source has said
    this (to my knowledge.)
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    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgath View Post
    Well, that'd be kinda hard, considering there are thousands of different cinemas around the world.

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    Now I finally get it! Garona licking Medivh! Medivh is one naughty man, I'm starting to like him!
    King Llane, I'll bet. Seduction and assassination.

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