Greatest footballer in history and a sex god to millions of women worldwide.
I just struck oil in a gold mine.
Greatest footballer in history and a sex god to millions of women worldwide.
I just struck oil in a gold mine.
I have 3 claws on each hand, I'm jacked, and pissed off... also love cigars more than I do now.
I'm disappearing cows.
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
I'm a cat, in a sink... what could possibly be better than that?
I'd have to join ministry of silly walks.
That would be interesting.
I'd be alive but with multiple bodies of super muscular brown-to-green skinned Orcs. Kind of like Voldemort's horcruxes. Kind of.
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I'm suddenly a Worgen Death Knight riding an Ebon Gryphon somewhere in Tanaris.
I'm nothing. I don't need this website to fucking tell me that!
On one hand, I have fairy wings and a sword. Also magic powers. On the other, I'm a teenage girl, my stepmother and stepsister want to kill me, and I have to speak in rhymes for the rest of my life.
Not worth it.
Meat Meat Meat.
Avatar is Chie from Persona 4, she's obsessed with meat, in case someone hasn't played the game.
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That'd be ballsy I guess.
Cute, cuddly, slightly discolored, but able to breathe fire.
Totally a win.
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oks... now i'm annoying blue light and... i have boobs now.... great >.>