Flower Beards

[zorkuus]

Why would anyone want a beard period?

The same reason you enjoy things others don't enjoy?

[Antbregante]

O kinda want to do this with my beard just to see the look on peoples faces.

[BananaHandsB]

They should grow food instead of flowers. How awesome would that be. Restaurant runs out of tomatoes for my salad, not a problem, I'll just pick some from my beard.

[Masark]

Why would anyone want a beard period?

You come up here and face down a -40 windchill. You'll want all the facial hair you can obtain as protection against that.

Also, having to shave every day is a drag and remaining presentable whilst cleanshaven would require that for me.

[ProphetFlume]

This is clearly an Illuminati plot against the internet religion of beards being the pinnacle of manliness and male attractiveness. Next thing you know people will think it's more manly to be clean shaven and our species will quickly begin to prefer those who cannot grow beards. Continue this trend for a few million years and we'll have nothing but completely hairless humans. Thus, our only form of natural protection and cover will have been genetically exterminated and our species will not survive the horrific ice age of 3048968 A.D.



You heard it here first people.

What do you have against Asian guys?

[Deleted]

Why would anyone want a beard period?

IMO, beards are for sea captains, dwarves and bitter middle-aged fantasy authors. If you aren't one of those, you have no business growing a beard.

Because if you can grow a beard, you should, period.

[Graeham]

Why would anyone want a beard period?

IMO, beards are for sea captains, dwarves and bitter middle-aged fantasy authors. If you aren't one of those, you have no business growing a beard.

I find myself in agreement. I find beards to be incredibly overrated despite only a tiny portion of guys being genuinely able to pull them off without looking silly. It doesn't even serve to make many people 'masculine', either - since well groomed stubble is generally considered to be a lot more appealing than a thick beard if we're going to go by conventional beauty standards.

[Gumboy]

But I'm only 23!

You are one of us old people now. Get used to kids on your lawn bothering you to!

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Also wtf? Naked people just hanging around your parks?

[Deleted]

Did someone mention boobies?

[Hyve]

This is my only reaction; http://www.troll.me/images/epiced/wh...ou-do-this.jpg

[Trassk]

*slow blink*

I'm so growing my beard long.

[Deleted]

Ugly and disgusting.

[Teph]

Next level camouflage.

[WoOmbat]

Iam doing this just to anger the hatefull ragetrolls

[Dhrizzle]

Don't forget flowers are essentially the genitals of plants. How would you like to see a load of dicks hanging from a tree?

[shise]

This seems like Hipsterism at its peak. And it also seems just ridiculous. Like, this looks worse than tattoos in my opinion.

Tattoos depend on the person, the tattoo and where it is. Some are awesome, most are failures imo.

[Trassk]

Don't forget flowers are essentially the genitals of plants. How would you like to see a load of dicks hanging from a tree?

hmm...

what flavor?

[Deleted]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

This is the greatest website I have ever seen.

[Deleted]

The one on the right might have just been sitting around in a park on a windy day.

[Ebildays]

reverse racism is funny, yes.

So wanting to be an individual without in any way hurting someone or insulting someone brands you a hipster and ridiculous.

MMO-C: Where being a drug user/openly flamboyant defines your freedom of expression but wearing flowers in your beard makes you a hipster.

Calm down buttercup it is just satire.

http://stuffblackpeoplelikealso.wordpress.com/

I don't see how copying the look that someone else has is making you an "individual" but to each their own.