Based on what you know of the poster above you, how do you imagine them in reality?

[Catta]

I would say this is a person older than 20 who longs for the 80s and 90s hairstyles to come back! He probably works in math or IT.

[Deleted]

Location.. weird A letter. Must be Scandinavian. Either a Viking or a commie. Hard to say anything about the avatar.. seems pretty neutral.

Conclusion. From Sweden, in hes or her 30s, likes spinning around till dizzy to get off, goes to therapy because of that.

[Jayburner]

Someone in their 20's and loves my little pony and an avid gamer. Probably doesn't like rap music.

*this is for Cattaclysmic*

[Deleted]

You're 40+ years old, you're divorced and your kids live with their mom. You're Christian and you spend your life being the nice guy but inside you're depressed and have low self-esteem. Your only thrill in life is to go on MMO-Champion and make random threads, but they're really just a subtle way to tell the online community about your problems.

[Catta]

Location.. weird A letter. Must be Scandinavian. Either a Viking or a commie. Hard to say anything about the avatar.. seems pretty neutral.

Conclusion. From Sweden, in hes or her 30s, likes spinning around till dizzy to get off, goes to therapy because of that.

Someone in their 20's and loves my little pony and an avid gamer. Probably doesn't like rap music.

*this is for Cattaclysmic*

Calling me Swedish? I have never felt so insulted. Danish master race!

Also in my 20's and like rap!

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Tomatketchup is early 30's, likes to eat at Bennigan's and doesn't mind dressing up with balls on his chin.

Id say he is below 20!

[Tradewind]

ok nm, someone else posted above.

uhhhmmmm....

idk, 25 and wants to be a sea captain.

[Treno]

ok nm, someone else posted above.

uhhhmmmm....

idk, 25 and wants to be a sea captain.

Someone who has little toleration for stupidity and a distaste political correctness.

[Tradewind]

I am a walking contradiction!

[Deleted]

I am a walking contradiction!

You're 30-45 years old, your friends find you odd but entertaining. You can never be serious, because that would crush your perception of yourself as the funny guy, and thus the small identity that you have. This leads you to becoming anxious whenever something serious is brought up, not because you don't want to look like an idiot by spouting stupid arguments like Alex Jones, but because of your fear of being serious. You have no wife nor kids because you can't get a girl aroused by your shallow humor. This spooks you all the time. You come to MMO-Champion in order to try to be serious... but you can't. Because you have decided who you are. And you can't break that immersion.

You've also seen a man naked, been to a Turkish prison and enjoy gladiator movies.

[Tradewind]

You're 30-45 years old, your friends find you odd but entertaining. You can never be serious, because that would crush your perception of yourself as the funny guy, and thus the small identity that you have. This leads you to becoming anxious whenever something serious is brought up, not because you don't want to look like an idiot by spouting stupid arguments like Alex Jones, but because of your fear of being serious. You have no wife nor kids because you can't get a girl aroused by your shallow humor. This spooks you all the time. You come to MMO-Champion in order to try to be serious... but you can't. Because you have decided who you are. And you can't break that immersion.

You've also seen a man naked, been to a Turkish prison and enjoy gladiator movies.

All false except for the last 3. I am not sure if I should be insulted that you think I'm possibly in my 40s though lol. Fuck.

[Revi]

@Tomatketchup

I'd guess twenty'ish, single. Curious, but stubborn once you settle on something (for better or worse), arrogant at times, but seem to keep it in check for the most part I reckon you're very into politics and gaming, probably not a sports fan.

Based on the very limited things I remember.

[Jayburner]

You're 40+ years old, you're divorced and your kids live with their mom. You're Christian and you spend your life being the nice guy but inside you're depressed and have low self-esteem. Your only thrill in life is to go on MMO-Champion and make random threads, but they're really just a subtle way to tell the online community about your problems.

So damn close dude. But i have never been married but instead live with my divorced sister and her kids. Still pretty eery how close you were. I'm also never depressed and my self esteem could use some work some days.

[Hottage]

Never been married but instead live with his divorced sister and her kids. He has never been depressed but his self-esteem could use some work.

[jackofwind]

Fosters a deep-rooted but clandestine love of wooden shoes.

[Hottage]

Fosters a deep-rooted but clandestine love of wooden shoes.

Likes to pick sentences out of thin air and present them as facts.

[Deleted]

jackofwind is a dreamer, a fantasist, a creator of myriad worlds within the confines of their mind.

Also seems to be in the bloody beta.

[Halyon]

Hmm. I have to admit, I imagine a well built (not neccessarily muscly) person with tattoos and liking motorbikes. And if female, has red hair.

Aaaaand I killed the thread. .___. I'm sorry.

[Sy]

likes tatoos, motorbikes and redheads.

kills threads in his free time.

[Frozenbeef]

likes tatoos, motorbikes and redheads.

kills threads in his free time.

I imagine you sitting in a dark room surrounded by thousands of pictures of anime and secretly plotting the downfall of your enemies while laughing hysterically..

[Sy]

secretly plotting the downfall of your enemies while laughing hysterically..

i dubbed it the S.O.C.U.T.E. project, and its primary goals are 1) the creation of draenei girls irl and 2) world domination. in that order.

don't use this post for the threads topic.