No matter how much you carry, there is always someone who just trolls or sucks so bad or afks, he brings you and the rest of the team down with you at the point of raging.
No matter how much you carry, there is always someone who just trolls or sucks so bad or afks, he brings you and the rest of the team down with you at the point of raging.
If you steal a fork the entire town will come down on you like a freight train.
Castlevania:
- If you eat a pork chop found in a wall, your health will be restored.
- Apparently, if you dash to the opposite way that you are facing, you can move faster.
- If you are a monster, you don't belong in this world.
Metroid:
- You can turn into a small ball and your body will still be totally fine.
- Running in a straight line makes you run even faster!
Mega Man X:
- You can have a long hair and glass nipples, and still be a man.
Half-Life:
- You can ignore people. They will still talk to you. A LOT. And apparently, they know your answers.
- Remember: Rise and shine!
Sims:
If your house ever gets on fire, no matter the amount of dead people in the house and the size of the fire, only 1 fireman will come to try and safe you.
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If you die, you'll automatically turn into a tombstone (outside) or an urn (inside).
Age of empires:
Females (1 in a trillion) and children don't exist.
World of Warcraft:
As long as you don't fall down further than 65 yards (60 meters), you won't die.
All animals are the enemy of man. When in the wild the wolves, bears, and spiders will band together to kill you.
When you see someone in a thread making the same canned responses over and over, click their name, click view forum posts, and see if they are a troll. Then don't feed them."Gamer" is not a bad word. I identify as a gamer. When calling out those who persecute and harass, the word you're looking for is "asshole." @_DonAdams
You can eat and eat and eat and never get full and never put on weight.
Pacman
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If you rescue a prisoner from a camp full of heavily armed savages, you mustn't sneak out the back way. You must walk at strolling pace right through the middle of the camp attracting the attention of every savage and his wife.
Don't forget to stop for a break while you get your breath back.
Fish used to not swim away in fear of you.
If you get stuck on platform in space and you see a fox then you're fucked.
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