Did you try eating a rock possibly at one point?
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You tried to fellate a fire hydrant and fell asleep after chipping your tooth in the process...
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Exactly this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuDSdx_YHck
You're part of some, like, gay beat-up underworld. Like one of those gay "beat-up" clubs.
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Isn't there an app for that? Drunk tracker? Where the hell was I last night? Your phone might need GPS for those to work.
How bad is the chip? can easily happen if you knock your mouth hard enough on a bottle or a glass while taking a sip.
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No, i left the bar at a point and she said she was looking for me. Guess i passed out in a bad spot. We laughed about it today. I guess it will just be a mystery since nobody knows what happened to me from leaving the bar at around 2am to waking up on the street.
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I never get this drunk but i mixed this time. Put me over the edge. Maybe next time i get a tracer app or something.
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Pretty big. 1/3 my tooth i guess. It happened because of a big impact which i vaguely remember.
I don't mean to sound like a dick.. But why are you asking strangers over the internet what you did last night that caused you to chip your tooth?
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Some fun, and ideas. Got some good ones already.
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Yea you keep telling yourself your the right one.
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Doubt it. I had a lot to drink so i might have passed out. Im a light weight usually and got caught up in the fun. It was an irish bar and everyone was singing together. That sort of night.
your wife hit you when she found you in the alley getting blown by a tranny