My Dog hates me and bites me, but loves my parents to death

[Deleted]

Ah Salandrin, as if it wasn't obvious. You should kill your dog and serve it to your parents for dinner.

[Mormolyce]

*Obligatory he's sleeping with your parents remark*.

[Ayirasi]

Dogs are usually a good judge of character. Maybe it's you.

[Cyberowl]

Maybe your dog's just had it with your threads.

I'm a dog, can confirm.

[Deleted]

He's sick of your threads.

[Jester Joe]

I'm a dog, can confirm.

How do you type with your paws then?

Anyway, on a serious note, I don't just see a whole "It's the Alpha Dog" thing as a real answer, I've seen dogs that think they own the place but they're still nice to their owner, it's just they won't listen very well.

Try playing with the dog possibly? Take them for walks and what not?

[Deathpath]

Your dog is either sleeping with your parents or just hates you. How to fix this is to jump on your dog and assert your "dominance". If that doesnt work go in raw dog.

[Deleted]

I can relate to your dog. But I wouldn't bite you, only if I were hungry.

[Flame6]

Yeah, your dog thinks of you as it's bitch. You have to show some dominance and show it that you're "top dog". Since it's just a small dog than it shouldn't be difficult. It'll dislike you for a week or so, but than it'll get over it.

[Exeris]

He senses you fear and wants you out of the pack.

[Darsithis]

This has just been a pile of crappy replies. I'm going to close this here and infract the worst offenders in the group. In the future, if you think someone is baiting or trolling, report it to us and let us deal with it. Don't turn a thread into this.