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  1. #161
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    Pretty sure its entirely natural to think about/look at members of the opposite sex. Or the same sex if that is the way you swing.
    You're a towel.

  2. #162
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumboy View Post
    Pretty sure its entirely natural to think about/look at members of the opposite sex. Or the same sex if that is the way you swing.
    Indeed. Don't think it means that there's something wrong with you/that you need to seek help x_x

    Easy being judgemental over the internet, huh?!

  3. #163
    I got some fap for you....
    Whats 40+40*0+1=?
    Your possible answers
    A) 41 B) 1 C) 82 D) 12
    If you get eh answer right on the first Fapping try you don't need Fap! Otherwise go back to grade 5 math.

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    No thanks, i'll just keep faping daily/bi-daily to my trap hentai.

  5. #165
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Your signature seems very appropriate for this thread.
    Lol, perfect

    OT: I think there is something to this, porn does ruin our sexual behaviour in a way, it creates an unrealistic picture of what sex is, and if you watch it everyday and masturbate everyday, you should probably try to change something.

    One thing I have done is to just not masturbate for a while, once I've gone for a month without it, it feels so extremely different and intense when you then finally do it. In that time it would be easy for me to get an erection, it would sometimes just happen throughout the day, I guess because it's extremely sensitive. In the time where I watched a lot of porn and masturbated regularly it was sometimes hard just to get it up, even though I was watching porn to help with that. I guess it's just that too much masturbation and too much porn ruined my ability to get aroused easily. I think everybody knows that feeling of searching for porn but having trouble finding the right thing to masturbate to. Every time I took a break from masturbation, not even didn't I need porn after that, when I watched porn it was the most simplest things I could fap to.

    I don't know, maybe it has something to do with whatever is released in your body when you masturbate, like with drugs, the body gets used to it and just gives you less and less of it. Diminishing returns.

    But the idea that it might encourage you and seek out women didn't work for me, once I realized I didn't succeed with that I would sooner or later go back to masturbation and porn, as that was something that was available to me.
    Last edited by mmocedbf46d113; 2014-08-10 at 11:15 AM.

  6. #166
    Then I may as well just cut off my junk. There is no chance of me getting an actual woman unless I paid her and thats illegal where I live.

    Tried keeping myself from all kinds of things over the years and none help. When I was not beating my meat it just seemed to increase the amount of times I pissed myself.

  7. #167
    I used to fap all the time, by that I mean 1-2 a day, sometimes I would go a week without it because my girl is home. (She works one state away so I see her about two weeks a month.) So I obviously don't need to since we have a healthy sex life, Now when she's gone, I just fap to the 'special' pictures she takes for me...that odd? But yeah I talk to women just fine...I might...sometimes think of what they look like naked but it doesn't affect my conversation with them or how I treat them as a person..

    I did once go without fapping for a long period of time, when I was twenty and I had finals, I think I went three months between working/studying/testing, boy did it feel awesome when I did the deed of TRUTHS..I'm going to stop talking...Hey who's that guy who spoke about special gels? My girl loves coconut.

  8. #168
    Is this a troll? Or a joke? I don't get it... what did I miss? Once I started reading the list I knew he couldn't be serious.. deeper voice? Bigger muscles? Wow, the things people believe. Total placebo if true. I somehow feel as though this is a very similar train of thought to that of some kind of cult following. Man, the things people are willing to believe. People are completely wack now adays. I don't need to stop masturbating, I need to stay off the internet to avoid reading stuff like this.

  9. #169
    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Your signature seems very appropriate for this thread.
    Y he's gonna have his hands full if this issue becomes viral

  10. #170
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    sure sure, after 5 days without fapping my balls with just hurt like mad

    not gonna happen.

  11. #171
    I think this whole notion that "porn turns people into sex-crazed maniacs" is not any different than the old "videogames make children violent". I don't know, it's just a simple matter of separating what's real from what isn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minax View Post
    sure sure, after 5 days without fapping my balls with just hurt like mad

    not gonna happen.
    I knew someone who had the same problem, he said he produces too much sperm, if he goes too long without releasing it it will hurt.

  13. #173
    his voice got deeper, his balls got bigger (they now swing to his knees)

    These are all true and legit effects of not masturbating and not watching porn.

    I too stopped masturbating and watching porn. It has been over 5 years for me and I can tell you the effects are incredible.

    1. My voice is so deep I can vibrate water in a glass.
    2. My balls swing so low and are so huge that you could never doubt my incredible manliness.
    3. My unit got much longer and thicker. (and straighter)
    3. Women literally flock to my incredible manliness (it's now a struggle to get any alone time or walk anywhere without being mobbed)
    4. I won the lottery.
    5. I grew an incredibly powerful and manly beard.
    6. My beard is actually so manly that is became sentient and has created its own business, which is now a multi-billion dollar business.
    7. I believe I may now be immortal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zurtle View Post
    his voice got deeper, his balls got bigger (they now swing to his knees)

    These are all true and legit effects of not masturbating and not watching porn.

    I too stopped masturbating and watching porn. It has been over 5 years for me and I can tell you the effects are incredible.

    1. My voice is so deep I can vibrate water in a glass.
    2. My balls swing so low and are so huge that you could never doubt my incredible manliness.
    3. My unit got much longer and thicker. (and straighter)
    3. Women literally flock to my incredible manliness (it's now a struggle to get any alone time or walk anywhere without being mobbed)
    4. I won the lottery.
    5. I grew an incredibly powerful and manly beard.
    6. My beard is actually so manly that is became sentient and has created its own business, which is now a multi-billion dollar business.
    7. I believe I may now be immortal.
    seems awfully legit!

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    Thanks for the laugh, hilarious read

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    Not sure if this thread was intended to be serious or not, the OP hasn't helped but a lot of replies are along the lines of spam, and this is barely appropriate here anyway so going to close it here.

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