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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave696 View Post
    I'm not selfish enough to throw a woman away because she didn't satisfy me. There's this thing called a commitment. You clearly weren't ready for it.
    Then you'll never have a healthy relationship. Both sides need to feel satisfied and desired and wanted. Relationships are not one-way streets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Every chance I could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    Yeah. I loved the guy to death, but it just wasnt happening. I was getting upset all the time, so we ended up breaking up


    Godspeed, Tony...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    Did someone let a bull loose in here?
    Oh just put 'em on ignore and move on. They're either a troll, or they're serious and we'll get this wonderful, sexy thread locked for talking religion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Masark View Post
    People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
    Sometimes life gives you lemons, other times life gives you boobies. Life is always better with more boobies.
    Blizzard removed my subscription from WoD's features, it'll be added sometime later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    Get as much dna in there as you can and never waste and erection.
    Top kek!

    In reply to OP. It can go weird, especially if you fall asleep after and wake up the next morning. Shit can be arkward, but on the whole, I agree, it doesn't really harm your relationship.

    However. A bit of waiting can be nice sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prwraith View Post
    Recovery time? It's a penis mine takes legit 20 ish seconds before it can go hard again. 2 Hours of waiting around would kill the mood man.
    We've already established you have a magic wonder penis from the wank thread the other day. Most guys can't go absolutely forever. My record is 8 in a day. My penis hated me for the last 3.


    EDIT: What a raunchy post to get "Dreadlord" on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    *snip*

    Godspeed, Tony...
    ZOMG lol. Challenge time!
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    don't get mad at me because I didn't know you were a transethnic genderqueer otherkin neo-communist conservative tumblrist.
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    Just put Howard on the border patrol squad, because nothing gets past him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    Being able to get hard, and being able to orgasm are two totally different things.
    As far as loading the gun that's about a 5 minute thing, still the turnaround is pretty solid there's no reason you can't be engaged in the act while waiting on the loading .

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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    How do you or your partner hold down jobs then?

    I mean, if it's sex worth mentioning, it's probably going to take at LEAST half an hour. Space that out with about 2 hours of recovery time and you're looking at some 7.5 hours dedicated to sexual activity a day.
    With my husband and I we actually plan ahead, sometimes days in advance.
    We have to set large portions of time aside since it lasts several hours a time, it requires good scheduling, actually.

    We've been doing that for years now, but every so often he surprises me by taking days off without telling me and taking me out to somewhere nice for several hours. We also craft our own costumes and roleplay while we do it, so our time together is always actual sex, but planning for future sex as well.

    For us, it works very nicely.
    Last edited by Dragonheart Maiden; 2014-08-12 at 06:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonheart Maiden View Post
    What consquences do you speak of?
    My ex-husband beat me near to death and was a constant reason contemplating suicide.
    My boyfriend at the time would brag about how he "owned" me with his money.

    Fuck your karma.
    Now I'm happy and have a life worth living.
    If you think some sort of "divine punishment" awaits me for being adulterous over those fools, then you've got screws loose.

    Men are not entitled to having women being faithful to them for no reason, period.

    Ok. You got beat by an ex-husband and a boyfriend though he owned you because of his money. Those are terrible things and they will get what's coming to them. But that doesn't excuse your attitude or your actions. Playing the blame game only makes things worse for you. Men and women are both entitled to faithfulness in a relationship. I guess you'll just cheat on your current husband when you get bored with him then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonheart Maiden View Post
    With my husband and I we actually plan ahead, sometimes days in advance.
    We have to set large portions of time aside since it lasts several hours a time, it require good scheduling, actually.

    We've been doing that for years now, but every so often he surprises me by taking days off without telling me and taking me out to somewhere nice for several hours. We also craft our own costumes and roleplay while we do it, so our time together is always actual sex, but planning for future sex as well.

    For us, it works very nicely.
    *wipes away tear*

    You are saints

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    ZOMG lol. Challenge time!
    I like him. Don't kill him, please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave696 View Post
    Ok. You got beat by an ex-husband and a boyfriend though he owned you because of his money. Those are terrible things and they will get what's coming to them. But that doesn't excuse your attitude or your actions. Playing the blame game only makes things worse for you. Men and women are both entitled to faithfulness in a relationship. I guess you'll just cheat on your current husband when you get bored with him then.
    God forbid they give swinging a try, huh? And I'm sure you'd say open relationships are evil, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonheart Maiden View Post
    With my husband and I we actually plan ahead, sometimes days in advance.
    We have to set large portions of time aside since it lasts several hours a time, it require good scheduling, actually.

    We've been doing that for years now, but every so often he surprises me by taking days off without telling me and taking me out to somewhere nice for several hours. We also craft our own costumes and roleplay while we do it, so our time together is always actual sex, but planning for future sex as well.

    For us, it works very nicely.
    See that's what I mean. Sex is time consuming. People either need to realize this and lower their expectations, or they need to do as you do and plan ahead. You can't expect sex 2-3 times a day, every day completely unannounced and still expect to have a normal life.
    Quote Originally Posted by Masark View Post
    People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
    Sometimes life gives you lemons, other times life gives you boobies. Life is always better with more boobies.
    Blizzard removed my subscription from WoD's features, it'll be added sometime later.
    And thus I give you: MALE contraception!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrgannus View Post
    We've already established you have a magic wonder penis from the sank thread the other day. Most guys can't go absolutely forever. My record is 8 in a day. My penis hated me for the last 3.


    EDIT: What a raunchy post to get "Dreadlord" on.
    I think..I have to quote you in my signature. Lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    Yeah. I loved the guy to death, but it just wasnt happening. I was getting upset all the time, so we ended up breaking up
    You obviously didn't love him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    See that's what I mean. Sex is time consuming. People either need to realize this and lower their expectations, or they need to do as you do and plan ahead. You can't expect sex 2-3 times a day, every day completely unannounced and still expect to have a normal life.
    Just replace your hour of cardio each day with an hour of sex! Probably burns more calories, anyway...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave696 View Post
    You obviously didn't love him.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    See that's what I mean. Sex is time consuming. People either need to realize this and lower their expectations, or they need to do as you do and plan ahead. You can't expect sex 2-3 times a day, every day completely unannounced and still expect to have a normal life.
    Quickies can be fun. You have to vary it up, you know? Everyone loves a good marathon session, but if you only have 5 minutes before you gotta be out the door...? Challenge Accepted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    I like him. Don't kill him, please

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    God forbid they give swinging a try, huh? And I'm sure you'd say open relationships are evil, right?
    Yes I will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrgannus View Post
    Quickies can be fun. You have to vary it up, you know? Everyone loves a good marathon session, but if you only have 5 minutes before you gotta be out the door...? Challenge Accepted.
    Bring out the hitachi and butt plugs!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave696 View Post
    Yes I will.
    Why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave696 View Post
    I'm not selfish enough to throw a woman away because she didn't satisfy me. There's this thing called a commitment. You clearly weren't ready for it.
    It's not my fault that people lie about who they are.
    It's not my fault that people change over the years.
    It's not my fault that they can't satisfy me.

    Why SHOULD I stay with them?
    Is that not stupid?

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