Gifts for family, need a lil help.

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Gift Card for Ann Summers

[Reeve]

I know but it's a touchy subject. I am finding so many of the movies I liked as a kid to be just downright bad lol. Flight of the Navigator, I don't know why, but as a kid I fucking shat myself over seeing that movie as many times as I could. After rewatching it at 30 I have no idea why, it's terrible, short and pointless lol. Maybe it was the NASA stuff.

I loved BOTH of those movies as a kid. I've rewatched Labyrinth as an adult, and the acting is atrocious, but at a fantastic voyage, it's still pretty good. I haven't rewatched Flight of the Navigator though. I wonder how Batteries Not Included and Short Circuit would hold up.

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Gift Card for Ann Summers

You evil, evil man.

[Revi]

lol ceramic knife set

it cut breef like magic, such good knife

Despite that amazing commercial, they're actually really good!

[Tradewind]

I loved BOTH of those movies as a kid. I've rewatched Labyrinth as an adult, and the acting is atrocious, but at a fantastic voyage, it's still pretty good. I haven't rewatched Flight of the Navigator though. I wonder how Batteries Not Included and Short Circuit would hold up.

Batteries Not Included is still a favorite as is Short Circuit 1 and 2 because they at least had a lot of adult themes in them. As a kid I just focused on the fact they're little robots or one big robot that talked weird. Batteries has the whole gentrification thing, dementia, death. Short Circuit, thinly veiled questioning about artificial intelligence and rights.

So yeah, both still good at 30!

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- Ceramic knife set
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please tell me you are joking, Ceramic Knifes are Horrible, and have a tendancy of breaking. Give me a Steel Set every single time. at least they wont chip when I am crushing and de-boning stuff

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What about a rabbit?

I know what you were thinking you filthy cunt.

[Reeve]

What about a rabbit?

I know what you were thinking you filthy cunt.

I was thinking this seemed a bit out of his price range:

[Revi]

please tell me you are joking, Ceramic Knifes are Horrible, and have a tendancy of breaking. Give me a Steel Set every single time. at least they wont chip when I am crushing and de-boning stuff

They're amazing :/ have lasted for years now without a scratch, I don't think anyone has used them on bone though, lol.

[Reeve]

They're amazing :/ have lasted for years now without a scratch, I don't think anyone has used them on bone though, lol.

They're great if you don't drop them or put too much stress on them. I have seen as many shattered ceramic knives as I have unshattered ones though.

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If she likes baking get her a nice stand mixer or something.

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They're amazing :/ have lasted for years now without a scratch, I don't think anyone has used them on bone though, lol.

Maybe it's just a preference thing, Mother had a couple and I found them terrible to work with, Way too light and I felt like they would break if I treated them like I treated them like the set I was give by an ex for my birthday "several" years ago.

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Fuck buying anything practical or useful.

1st present (highly successful with chicks) - http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-.../10051620.html - Make that bitch a lady.
2nd present - some fucking lindt chocolate, bitches love chocolate
3rd present - some wine, i'm not talking some Casillero del Diablo sex wine that you always keep handy in the cupboard for when you pull and are conducting operation touch my tallywacker, im talking some over £15 a bottle juice, none of that cheap princess petrol.
4th present - the birthday card should be funny, get her a childs card with 'to a special little girl' on it and make sure it has a badge then load that fucking card up, im talking lottery tickets, scratch cards a fucking dragons horde. who doesn't like scratchcards and lottery tickets?

Thats like £60 sorted. You can send me the rest to be your life coach.