Pick any feature and make fun of it, and include an explanation of your satire, if you think it's necessary.
Rules: no one is allowed to reply to someone else's post except to applaud the quality of its satire. However, you are not allowed to engage in your views and go "well, that's wrong, because this expansion's features were so much more blah blah blah."
I'll go first, by making fun of its title:
Warlords of Recycle bin
Timelords of Recycledaria
Making fun of the theme and how they're reusing a setting and conflict we've already experienced in the RTSs.