oh no, it's totally real.
There's this kid in my class, and she lives on her own without any parents or guardians and all she eats is Nutella, and she's eight. And she took the number off her house so the cops can't find her to take her to jail, and also, she took off the mailbox, so they can't send her a letter and say she's in trouble and has to go to jail.... and she's eight like I say.