Every MP I know is a complete bastard, A friend of mine was out working on his car during the weekend when an off duty MP goes up to him and asks to borrow a few tools, since the MPs car was parked next to his my friend agreed. This MP then started to check every single tool for the crowsfoot mark (Means MOD property) in the hopes of a bust, what a prick.
Then there was the time a shithead Airforce copper pulled another friend of mine over and was a cheeky cunt, he demanded to see his pilots licence for driving so fast my friend then asked "Do you want my fixed wing or my rotary licence? Get your boss and you fucking call me sir!" Fucking lol.
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You sent your kit to the laundry? Damn, we had to scrub ours by hand with a brush, dry it in a shitty drying room (no dryers) then iron it next day for inspection, almost all kit to be ironed to the same size as an A4 sheet of paper.