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    Ughh American chocolate is vile

    The Kit Kat thread made me want chocolate, unfortunately the only chocolate in was a American selection courtesy from family in Florida. I forgot how bloody awful it was. I know for some reason it's prepared differently over there but now i'm craving nice chocolate

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    "American chocolate is vile"
    "only chocolate was from a family in Florida"

    ok


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkenaw View Post
    "American chocolate is vile"
    "only chocolate was from a family in Florida"

    ok
    it's a selection of American branded chocolate not home made lol

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    Depends what kind of chocolate it was. With 300 million + we have every kind including European.

    Hershey's is different, Hershey came up with a process to combine milk and chocolate that tastes funny compared to any not raised on it.
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    yeah down with the american chocolate!

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    Mass produced chocolate, in particular hershey's is pretty vile.

    Most chocolate is more milk fat and sugar than cocoa. The only chocolate I will eat is 70%+, and sometimes, if I can get my hands on them, I'll just buy roasted cacao beans and snack on them. They're more bitter than cooking chocolate, but I love them, and raw, unprocessed cacao is very healthy for you.
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    I don't like milk chocolate. At least not the kind here in the States. I don't mind the darker chocolate here, though. I really love anything with 60%+ Cacao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    it's a selection of American branded chocolate not home made lol
    Oh ok, didn't know what you meant by that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    The Kit Kat thread made me want chocolate, unfortunately the only chocolate in was a American selection courtesy from family in Florida. I forgot how bloody awful it was. I know for some reason it's prepared differently over there but now i'm craving nice chocolate
    Not all American chocolate taste the same, unless we know what kind you ate it is a toss up. It could have chocolate, chocolate "like" or the really cheap stuff.

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    Find youself a See's Chocolates. Warren Buffet, like the richest guy in the world, bought the company after researching it.
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    Is European chocolate equally effective in getting American women pregnant? I mean in the '40's, American chocolate was pretty damned good at getting European women pregnant... *wink, wink*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoying View Post
    Is European chocolate equally effective in getting American women pregnant? I mean in the '40's, American chocolate was pretty damned good at getting European women pregnant... *wink, wink*
    Yes. I've lured many a tramp into bed with these badboys.


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    There's good chocolate, go to local chocolatiers.

    http://www.moonstruckchocolate.com/ if you're ever in Portland, Oregon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siphix View Post
    Don't trust anyone in Flordia...what's wrong with you!
    Indeed. Go see a hospital! Your chocolate was probably laced with cocaine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aiko-chan View Post
    Indeed. Go see a hospital! Your chocolate was probably laced with cocaine.
    Plus Florida Man will come swooping by in Yorkshire to promptly chase after you with a Klingon sword and masturbate outside your windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    There's good chocolate, go to local chocolatiers.

    http://www.moonstruckchocolate.com/ if you're ever in Portland, Oregon
    I'd guess his being in England rules that out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rixis View Post
    I'd guess his being in England rules that out
    Obviously I meant if he ever decided to visit the States, but he could also have them shipped I know someone from the UK who buys some of our local tea and has it shipped over, no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    The Kit Kat thread made me want chocolate, unfortunately the only chocolate in was a American selection courtesy from family in Florida. I forgot how bloody awful it was. I know for some reason it's prepared differently over there but now i'm craving nice chocolate
    "American chocolate". As if there's a single type of chocolate that's 'MURICAN. Cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dipstick View Post


    Find youself a See's Chocolates. Warren Buffet, like the richest guy in the world, bought the company after researching it.
    See's Dark Chocolate Raspberry is the single tastiest chocolate treat I've ever had, and that includes my time in Switzerland.
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