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    You won't believe what this thread says!

    ....Does anybody hate what news and sites have lowered themselves down to?

    Whenever I read those titles I just cringe and the LAST thing I do is click it.
    What is next? Putting " WE'LL GIVE YOU MONEY IF YOU CLICK THIS LINK!"

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    Click bait.

    THE TOP 5 REASONS TO CLICK ON THIS LINK all of which are on their own page, meaning we get 5x ad revenue!

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    I absolutely hate it.


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    Has science gone too far?!

    Find out the secret to how Tradewind still posts on threads in 4 easy steps! Mods hate him!
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    "This person is in X situation, you won't believe what happens next!"

    Yes, I am so fucking sick and tired of that crap. Back when they actually put a real synopsis in the titles, I still freaking clicked on them. Now they make me NOT want to click on them.

    "Man goes to Niagara falls, jumps in and lives!"
    "Man goes to Niagara falls, you won't believe what happens!"

    The first one is far more eye-catching to me. The second one just screams gimmick.
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    Except maybe Morgan Freeman. That man could convince God to be an atheist with that voice of his . . .
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    If your girlfriend is a girl and you're a guy, your kid is destined to be some sort of half girl/half guy abomination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Has science gone too far?!

    Find out the secret to how Tradewind still posts on threads in 4 easy steps! Mods hate him!
    I was about to do an "X hate him" post but you beat me to it. Bastard.
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    The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.

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    I was about to do an "X hate him" post but you beat me to it. Bastard.
    You could have my secrets for only $29.95 a month.
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    You could have my secrets for only $29.95 a month.
    But wait, there's more!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marjane Satrapi
    The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.

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    Local mom discover one "weird trick" to slash electricity bills by 80%!
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    Your mom is so fat shes the reason blizzard made a limit on mage food.
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    If words bother you that much perhaps you should try being amish so you can avoid them.

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    You won't believe what we just found on Mars!

    *links 10 year old article*

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    Or

    If you live in (your city), read about this new driving law.
    Quote Originally Posted by Crazia View Post
    Your mom is so fat shes the reason blizzard made a limit on mage food.
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    DON'T CLICK HERE IF YOU DON'T WANT SCIENTISTS TO HATE YOU!
    God, I am so done.

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    hahaha
    Good god I hate this crap...

    I've been unliking pages on facebook for linking that crap...
    Bad enough my news feed was turning into just pages I liked so I could look at funny pictures/videos and none of my friends posts, but now they want me to go to their silly links to these weird sites to view the same crap I was already viewing on their facebook pages...

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    Just read that facebook is actually going to help hide this type of articles/links. http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/25/f...hts-clickbait/

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    Hot dogs inside burgers! Has science gone too far?!
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tradewind View Post
    hot dogs inside burgers! Has science gone too far?!
    no!
    I want a steak in my hotdog in my burger in my enchilada!
    Only after that will science have gone to far!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by colmadero View Post
    don't click here if you don't want scientists to hate you!
    God, i am so done.
    has science gone to far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeirAdish View Post
    no!
    I want a steak in my hotdog in my burger in my enchilada!
    Only after that will science have gone to far!!!
    dogsteakiladaburger!
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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    Thanks, AdBlock Plus, for keeping the majority of this crap out of my view.
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    I am ACTUALLY ASKING for them to ban me and relieve me from the misery of this thread.

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