What would each race smell like?

[galileoacosta]

HUMAN, Male: like a guy that fights. Female: like a girl that fights

GNOME, Male: Solder and hair gel. Female: cherry lollipops & ponies

Dwarf. MALE: sweat,motor oil and booze. Female: sweet Booze(peach schnapps type) and wood

Nelfs, Male: freshly cut grass and wood smoke, Female: roses and bunnies

Draenei, Male: church, Female: church and feminine odor

Worgen, Male: dog. Female: dog and feminine odor

Pandas, Male: booze and chao mein. Female: teddy bears

Orcs, Male: smoked meats and sweat. Female: strong Feminine smell

Trolls, Male: marijuana and sweat, Female: Marijuana & voodoo incense

Tauren, Male: bull crap, Female: cow and milk

Belf, Male: axe body spray. Female: night club whore

Goblin, Male: product they sell, solder & money, Female: product they sell and what ever niki minaj smells like(good i bet)

[Lumennon]

Funniest part about that is that she references it in the Citadel DLC.

It just smells like sweat - why would you even ask that?

[Deleted]

Alliance:
1. Human: sweat and manure
2.Gnome: sweat and oil
3.Night elf: sweat and some herbs
4.Draenei: sweat
5.Dwarf: sweat and alcohol
6.Worgen: dog

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: sweat panda

Horde:
8.Orc: sweat
9.Tauren: manure
10.Undead: rotten corpses
11.Troll: sweat and some strange organic oils
12.Goblin: sweat
13.Blood elf: sweat and some oils trying to mask sweat smell.

[Deleted]

Humans: Sweat or perfume/cologne.
Gnomes: Motor oil.
Dwarves: Beer.
Night Elves: Forest or moss.
Draenei: Old book or exotic perfume.
Worgen: Dog.

Orcs: Sweat and blood.
Undead: Rotten.
Trolls: Sweat and bad breath.
Tauren: Cow.
Blood Elves: Perfume.
Goblins: Gun powder.

Pandaren: Tea.

[Selah]

+1 for OP, been a while since I've seen a thread like this.

[Trassk]

Have any of you ever seen shampoo in wow, or vast amounts of soap, or even shadows or bath tubs in peoples homes, beside goblins and their weird devices? Most people on azeroth smell terrible, and unless certain races have a generic code that stops them from sweating, most will smell of sweat and grim.

Also, do you see any toilet paper in wow?

[Verdugo]

Forsaken: Sterile.

Makes sense, otherwise they would be consumed moments after they would rise.

[Worgoblin]

Trolls would surely reek of that sweet sweet dank.

[Deleted]

I am honestly surprised that so many people assume that orcs and tauren smell of feces. Its good to know 95% think dwarfs smells like alcohol.

Have any of you ever seen shampoo in wow, or vast amounts of soap, or even shadows or bath tubs in peoples homes, beside goblins and their weird devices? Most people on azeroth smell terrible, and unless certain races have a generic code that stops them from sweating, most will smell of sweat and grim.

Also, do you see any toilet paper in wow?

Soap exists, toilets exists for the alliance in form of outhouses. http://www.wowhead.com/quest=4449 They use silk cloth to wipe their behinds. Night elfs use what i guess is a form of bath tub. The world is full of hygiene mysteries ! Goblins seams to be the most hygienic race of them all, with showers, tubs, pools, flamethrowers, etc...

[Cute Chen]

Tauren chicks would definitely reek of patchouli. Fuckin tree huggers. Pandaren would smell like horrible onions and cooking oil.

[Daws001]

Draenei: Clean laundry
Dwarves: Alcohol and feet
Gnomes: Grease
Humans: Body odor
Night Elves: Floral
Worgen: Dog

Pandaren: Alcohol and food smells

Blood Elves: Scented oils
Forsaken: Rotting flesh
Goblins: Bad breath
Orcs: Ass
Tauren: Dung
Trolls: Marijuana

[Fluffernut]

Draenei: Tide laudry detergent (males) Gain fabric softener (females)
Dwarves: The inside of a frat house (males and females)
Gnomes: oil and ozone (males) oil and oil of olay (females)
Humans: sweat and soap (males) leather and grass (females)
Night Elves: books and soap (males) books and flowers (females)
Worgen: ...when just bathed (for both genders) wet dog and soap. A while after a bath - Fritos

Pandaren: Sesame oil and leather

Blood Elves: Both genders - perfumed
Forsaken: Musty/mildewy - but not fleshy (males), that sweet/cherry urinal cake smell (females)
Goblins: gasoline (males), expensive perfume (females)
Orcs: sulfur (males), salt (females)
Tauren: Hay/Straw (males), Alfalfa (females)
Trolls: Patchouli - both genders

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[Deleted]

Alliance:
1. Human: Farmers
2.Gnome: Iron, like the smell when you've been touching screws for a while
3.Night elf: Herbs possibly?
4.Draenei: Weird space perfume
5.Dwarf: Beer & Spirits
6.Worgen: Wet cats/dogs

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: Black Beans

Horde:
8.Orc: Sweat
9.Tauren: Fresh cut grass
10.Undead: Old worn, sweaty shoes
11.Troll: Fish, with them being based near the sea?
12.Goblin: Cigars
13.Blood elf: Citrus fruits

[Sageofthe10paths]

This is gonna be fun, here we go!

Human- old spice cologne and antique stores
Dwarf- beer and metal
Gnome- plastic and paper
Night elf- flowers and rain
Draenei- petting zoo and churches
Worgen- dogs and raw meat
Orc- blood and body odor
Troll- weed and bad breath
Tauren- cows and wood
Undead- shit and corpses
Blood elves- perfume and sex
Goblins- smoke and grease
Pandaren- ginger and rice

[WillFeral]

I started this thread with an off the wall thought in my head but it's very very interesting to see how others think and see the same characters I do. Hope to see more post because this is fascinating lol.

[Mace]

If you had to add into the racial of each race what they smelled like what would you put? My list would be :
Alliance:
1. Human: Cheap cologne/perfume
2.Gnome: Cabbage
3.Night elf: Scented candles
4.Draenei: New car smell
5.Dwarf: Beer
6.Worgen: Wet dog smell

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: Eggrolls

Horde:
8.Orc: Diesel fuel
9.Tauren: Leather jacket
10.Undead: Mildew
11.Troll: Incense
12.Goblin: The inside of a wallet
13.Blood elf: Cotton candy

All in good fun and feel free to post any of yours.

Troll would smell like fish/rotting fish
Undead would smell like a corpse
Tauren like dinner

and that's all i'd change.

[foxHeart]

Ignorance is bliss, I can tell you that much.

[Deleted]

Orcs smell like blood. I don't understand how this hasn't come up yet.

Edit: Oh, it has. Multiple times. My bad!

[Roggan]

Always pictured Nightelves smelling like Potpourri.

[WillFeral]

Ignorance is bliss, I can tell you that much.

It was a matter of time before this type of person showed up, none the less this thread has been pretty fun.